Not sure if fake or not lol
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Fake: Tom Pelissero@AndreStans7 (Go Pistons. Parody Account. Tony D Enjoyer (In more ways than one). Unbiased Justin Fields stan)
Real: Tom Pelissero@TomPelissero
My first thought: April 1 came late this year.
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Damn it was too funny not to post
Delete away @moderators
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It was. That’s why it shouldn’t be deleted.
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You should send this to that Lions talk live guy.
He could build a 4 hour show around it.
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I almost posted a similar story where Max was licking the owner’s kneecaps and saying he was dressing up like Dan Campbell for Halloween.
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I don’t understand what the big win is for these fake accounts.
Parody I get. But how is it “hilarious” to try to trick someone who isn’t looking very closely into believing something incorrect for a moment until they realize it’s not real?
Some people need more to do in their lives.
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Maxx Crosby seen with Lafayette Coneys!
Maxx Crosby formally endorses the Yzerplan!
Maxx Crosby ordered 1000 pierogies from Polonia!
Maxx Crosby seen moving orange contstruction barrels on I-75!
Maxx Crosby punces Tom Gores in the face!
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If that’s true? Max, action spoke, “I’m a ■■■■■■■Lion! Let me out of here!”
I saw that earlier and literally started laughing
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If they’ll take Houston and our 26 1st, get 'er done.
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Maxx Crosby bringing in Chuck Norris as his agent to negotiate with the Raiders GM for a trade to the Lions. Heard it from some guy named Becky.
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Sounds legit.
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Sure is. Can you get you a hell of a deal on a double wide too.
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A lot of people just don’t understand what satire is or how it works. They think it’s just a synonym for spoofing or faking.
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Everyone looks at The Onion and thinks they can do the same thing. If it was The Onion though they’d make it less misbehaving and more like an escape, something like Crosby suspended by Raiders for trying to sneak out of the stadium with the opposing team or Crosby runs into another team’s headquarters and pleads for asylum.
If Crosby aint a Lion in 2 weeks… I officially challenge @Jman to a cage match. Been training a lot… Stop ducking me princess.
I got salt and pepper ready for you cupcake 
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I want to see a tag team. You and @Bols vs. Jman and his grandma. You could charge admission.
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I mean at least make it fair… I played college ball and train MMA… @Bols and I would murder @Jman jman and all his silly bets…
before lunch
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But his grandma has a special power over @Bols. Its pretty even.
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