Mel Tucker

Not a great look

It’s worse than that:

In his statements to the Title IX investigator, Tucker acknowledged masturbating on the call but said Tracy grossly mischaracterized the episode. According to him, they had consensual “phone sex.”

“Ms. Tracy’s distortion of our mutually consensual and intimate relationship into allegations of sexual exploitation has really affected me,” Tucker wrote in a March 22 letter to the investigator. “I am not proud of my judgment and I am having difficulty forgiving myself for getting into this situation, but I did not engage in misconduct by any definition.”

Tucker has been married to Jo-Ellyn, an attorney, for 22 years.

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That’s really disturbing. “Mass disturbing” per se.

But it could save Sparta about 70m on a regrettable contract. Mel likes expensive phone sex I guess.

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Oh boy. Admitting to phone tugging might be the end of him. Tough to get that visual out of the locker room and meetings.

The 13 year old boy inside of me is just upset that he couldn’t stealth fap.

Wait, that first part didn’t come out right.

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As long as it’s not vice versa you’re probably still getting into Heaven. And Mel will be there waiting for you…rock hard.

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This might be worse than being naked at a Wendy’s drive through. Both stories have their challenges when it comes to explaining it to loved ones. I guess getting drunk and driving around naked might be an easier sell.

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I actually think the Jim Bob Cooter behavior was much darker. Climb through a window and cuddle in your undies with a stranger?

Ok :man_shrugging: not sure what’s up with that. So I named my fantasy football team after it.

I like to think Jim Bob was drunk and not of his right mind. Which I am pretty sure he was hammered if I recall.

Mel sounds like it was just a standard Wednesday morning.
I am crushed
What a effing mess
The fact that he admits it is even more disturbing. I mean have enough sense to at least deny it. “I was scratching my balls” insane that he just acts like it was OK

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FZ_fY0nWYAAh805

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Conspiracy theory…MSU hired this girl to get Tucker to breach his contract so they can fire him and not have to pay him.

UofM = burger gate

MSU = master gate

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Bye bye Mel.

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Funny Face Omg GIF by ABC Network

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He’ll beat it…

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Yeah, then he’ll totally get off…

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Oh God Reaction GIF

Then wipe the slate clean.

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He needs to be fired ASAP.

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I hope Mel doesn’t get fired. And when he takes the field at Michigan, you know what we HAVE to play.

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