My garage refrigerator died

It snowed here once 50 some years ago. At this point it’s an urban legend, just like the garage refrigerator that once robbed a 7-11. Was it my refrigerator? I’m no rat.

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So is it cool if we blame Kylie??

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Be careful it’s like beetle juice

If you say that ugly rigs name 3 times she shows up and the negativity & misery will
Overwhelm the entire board

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Roger that!

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Dude, I started this thread for two reasons. One, I’m sad. Two, the Kylie thread confused me. What an I supposed to do now? Also 60° beer kind of sucks which I guess was the main message. You think it’s cold, but it’s not. I guess in a way it’s like Arby’s.

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Better go catch it

Cracking Up Lol GIF

Same, good reminder I better go check mine to make sure well positioned for The Weeknd

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Time for a new beer cooler*

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Why would you even need to put your garage in a refrigerator?

Now I’m confused.

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I have a garage fridge for the first time and love it! It is a 20 year old Magic Chef that a coworker had in a storage unit. The only thing it cost me was my time to go pick it up. I have always taken beers out of my main fridge and placed them in the freezer for 15-20 minutes before drinking. The garage fridge keeps the beer so cold that it tastes like I just pulled it out of the freezer.

On the flipside I nearly shat my pants in public today, so we all have problems. I got my pants down, but I didn’t quite make it over the toilet. Having an ice cold beer waiting for me when I got home was nice.

work week GIF

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Did you at least try this dance? :joy:

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Does it have a feezer section? That might be just right for cold beer. Which, for me, is about 32.1 degrees.

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It does not. I have a separate garage freezer that I thought we agreed not talk about.

You could move in with @stephenboyd57 and leave your beer outside. In a couple weeks it should be just right.

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I’m watching the Raiders Texans game and the commentary is terrible. They haven’t even mentioned my warm beer. I think that’s a bigger story than CJ Stroud’s haircut.

As long as @Logy doesn’t mind living in a van down by the river, he’s more than welcome.

chris farley television GIF by Saturday Night Live

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So you just blew out the back of the toilet and the wall behind you then?

I feel so bad for the janitor <\3

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You could slways put your donut in the boot.

You can find them on Craigslist.

So you’re saying I compounded your sadness while poking fun @Jman 's thread that confused you…

I truly am "a road is paved to hell with good intentions* kind of fella.

Interim solution…bucket of ice

My bad… :beer_mug: (cracks open a cold one)

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