The chicken Big Mac….
Do I risk it?
The chicken Big Mac….
Do I risk it?
What’s the worst that could happen?


Oh, that’s far from the worst that could happen.![]()
Duh! This was a butt joke setup!
Bj is starting to rub off on you guys in some rather unsavory ways.![]()
its literally giant chicken nuggets which are literally pink slime.

pro tip…
order a McChicken… or 2 if them… and ask for big mac sauce on them.
A chicken Big Mac is $5.19 where I am…
but you can get 2 McChickens on the App for $3.39.
My wife used to get a McDouble with Big Mac sauce…
and they didn’t charge anything extra.
She didn’t want the extra bread anyway… and was like a 1/4 of the price.
I had a coupon for a free med fry and soda if you bought a chicken big mac.
So, for $5.19 for the meal it was worth it.
That’s a pro tip! but isn’t a McChicken an actual chicken patty where the chicken big Mac is two giant chicken nuggets?
It’s the horrifying aspect of two oversized freakish McNugget slabs that entices me. The last couple years, my therapist has told me to stay away from self-destructive behaviors, but sometimes the temptation comes in the form of a tan colored monstrosity illuminated by yellow arches….and can not be resisted
Yes I’m sure I’ll hate myself in the morning
Only if starving and homeless brother…absolute garbage
nope… McChicken is also a processed chicken patty…
doesn’t quite have the same consistency as
the nuggs… but not a solid piece of chicken.
The McCrispy is a solid chicken filet.
Interesting side note….
I have a co-worker originally from India who just went back for a month to care for her mother post-op…
and she mentioned the Mcdonalds there are quite good, and obviously don’t even serve beef products…
but have a totally different menu that has several vegetarian options she enjoys.
That isnt chicken thats color hot dog with chicken broth flavor
I tried it a week or so ago
No Bueno

OK. So if I get a chicken Big Mac and a 20 piece McNuggets and eat it all slathered with several little white pods of chemical dipping sludge….
What are the chances I have to hop to the bathroom at 3 AM to poop pure oil out of my asshole?
I’d say Jed Clampett high

E. Coli
Only with McFlurry as condiment
My dear friend is Indian and has said the exact same thing. Also that India’s spin on (American style) Chinese food is off the chain. I have been to one such place in my life while living in NY and it was quite awesome. I’m not much of a Chinese guy but love Indian food to death so perhaps I have a bias. ![]()