NFL Draft Day Thread: A Reminder

Hi all,

We’re a little more than a week away from the NFL draft.

… which means it’s time for my annual reminder of how technology works.

… because no matter how many years I post this, I have dozens of you messaging me or complaining in the thread that people are posting a pick before they see it on their TV.

Say it with me: there’s no way to prevent an entire forum of users from spoiling a draft pick until your specific delay catches up to the live event.

Time does not, and cannot, be slowed down just for you.

So … if it is critical that you first learn of the pick through the Commish walking up to the podium and unsealing an envelope, let me be clear: the draft day thread is probably not for you.

Hell, I usually close my laptop the pick before ours because some people (especially on Twitter) are several minutes ahead of me.

And then I reopen it, and share my thoughts on the pick. Usually something like, “Bookmark this post: Gibbs is a killer, and will be a top RB in the league!”

Anyway, you’ve been warned. We’ve been doing this for 20+ years, and this is the only way.

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What? How dare you imply that time does not in fact revolve around ME, the center of the universe… Wait until my followers hear about this…

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In a perfect world, I’d have Mel Kiper’s stupid face and each pick streaming alongside the chat. But until that can be done without me getting sued into oblivion, this will have to do.

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You rang ???

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Would be cool to live stream the draft with a live chat room… We could call it “Only Draft”

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It is very easy to simply hop into the draft thread after you’ve seen the pick get announced to join in with the responses.

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this wouldn’t have anything with people blurting out who we drafted-as , some of our times actually seeing the pick is a bit different from each other??-would it?

The draft? Oh yeah. That’s happening soon.

(This is the least I’ve cared about the draft I think in my entire lifetime.)

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This is all in Marty McFly’s almanac.

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Golf league starts this Thursday… Vacation to Puerto Rico 18th-22nd… NFL draft and golf next Thursday… This is gonna be a great next 10 days!

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I’ll be in Miami for a work event, so won’t even able to tune in and join you guys.

***Speaking of which, if anyone is in Miami and wants to grab a beer or a shot of Malort, hit me up.

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Man, I had no idea. I was this close to the draft.

I have been working my ass off

This year I am going to be a much better football fan.

Most likely won’t be able to follow the draft as closely this year, but I always count on you guys to keep me up to speed

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I may also be out of town during the draft…..

Meh. I wouldn’t worry about it. This place will be calm, respectful and completely understandable of whatever direction Brad goes that weekend. Remember, 100% of us loved and stayed tranquil for the TeSlaa pick.

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The dude from Hudsonville, Michigan?

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Didn’t we have a countdown ticker last year, or am I imagining that?

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We probably did. I can resurrect it.

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Yes we did…