Official: AG to the Jets (He Wanted It)

Yeah nobody worth anything wants to work with Baalke.

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Jets Submit ‘Substantial’ Offer To Aaron Glenn; Mark Brunell In Play As OC

I have to think AG’s deal includes an agreement that he can get rid of everyone’s favorite washed up diva QB, or at least that he gets a mulligan until they do send him and his shrooms packing.

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https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1882118350052147555

again, unrelated but lmao at the cowboys.

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It all comes down to no one wants to work for Jerry Jones. And you can’t blame them. He’s an old miserable ass clown who is going to micromanage everything you do.

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I think hes also just being cheap AF, and he knows Schottenheimers pay check wont be too big.

He really likes his yes men

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Jerry’s behavior makes me wonder if he got into some bad oil deals or something along those lines. His behavior in terms of running the Cowboys is so detached from how you’d expect an octogenarian billionaire to be acting.

Compare it to say Uncle Phil just lighting money on fire trying to get an Oregon National Title before he dies.

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Phil was a good man.
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I said it yesterday, i think dude is just in his Al Davis era now

hes just hiring yes men and he believes hes doing the right thing for the team, event hough hes hurting it significantly.

IDK what else to say at this point, this is arguably the darkest era of cowboy football since the early 2000’s, and the rest of the league will enjoy it lol

OMG

what if he brings in someone like norv or scott turner as OC, would be the most hilarious thing ever.

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At this point they should just bring the clapper back.

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But Al was actually a poor owner. Jerry is not.

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Is it weird that I read that as A.I.? I think it could probably run a team better than both at this point.

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But hes a cheap ass

wasnt mccarthy’s contract one of the lower ones in the league?

thats what ive heard, hes stingy when it comes to paying coaches.

I hear that Taxidermied Tom Landry is available

Coaching contracts per year

Mike Mcarthy is tied 15th with Morris for 4 million

Or Homer in Tom Landry’s hat. He’s probably a good leader.

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He’ll just be happy it’s not the Denver Broncos.

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