Its a pretty long strong tradition in Detroit to draft a linebacker, thenToootallly Eff with him.
Hey Barnes, nice work rushing the passer in college.
Cut that shit out. Here’s a new position and playbook and oh, you wont get a lot of snaps until you figure it out. Oh wait, we have injuries…here ya go, dont eff up. Annnd we drafted your replacement. Sorry Charlie, not all tuna end up Chicken of the Sea
Hey Tavai, nice work in college. Heres some pasta…well a lot of pasta. And some lard…and a metric ton of french fries. Ill tell ya when to stop chewing…ready? Now get that carby brain fog lifted with some Jolt Cola!..Ok, now, we want you to read and react in this really incredibly complex scheme…oh and be quick, we fired all our good DBs.
James Davis…well after 4 years it seems you cant shed anything and pick holes like Ambrose Burnside(extra bonus points for knowing and not googling that reference). You do seem to rush the passer well…but we got Dashawn Hand for that, so forget it, so bye. Hi again! Bye again.Hi again! Hit the road dude…
Haaay KVN…just kidding, ■■■■ you.
Hey, ummm…Barrrett…the hole, no, the one the ballcarrier just cut through…thats the one yeahhh.
Did Teddy Lehman actually exist or is he a mass hallucination?
Boss Bailey can jump high and long…annnd not much else.
Kalimbust, well that kind of tomfoolery is just plain…ummm…well, accurate…but not very nice.