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Bigfoot, lets twist this. Imagine they are us, they run the country, have jobs, play sports, and anything we normally do as a people.

WE live in the woods and try to remain hidden and don’t like them. NOW is there any wonder why they want to be left alone? Humans wander out like dipshits , stomping around, stumbling all over, making noise , and destroying things. WE are the problem, not them. BUT, they are real, despite the jokes and funny Emoji’s.

Wait til @wolfcub36 finds out about angels , demons, and inter-dimensional beings

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Laugh that changes nothing. walk around with your closed mind and eyes that don’t see or understand. The Sasquatch have been all over The United States before WE ever settled the country.

They spoke United States, hell they speak of them IN THE BIBLE - Book Of Genisis, There all Kinds of names given to these things , even cave paintings with Images of them, YOU can go see still today in Calif. more recently, there are what we call “Dogman” spread out just like Sasquatch, we’ve had them for at least the last fourteen years, chit they are all over now, easiest description of a Dogman is a Werewolf. I’m not at all joking . but I cannot make people believe, just watch your six more than you normally would when your out dinking around . head on a swivel, they throw rocks, sticks, pinecones, and shit at you -when you step-something else steps- follows you out, to get you away. they break trees, knock on them (a form of communication), their not everywhere, but “around” . I’m trying like hell to make you aware. TIRED of posters saying I’m on drugs, high, or have been drinking…..or some chit to. Look at Portlock- The Alaska fishing town that packed up a hundred people and abandon the place-because of a dangerous Hairy Man / Sasquatch.

When I heard the word ‘ Dogman’ , I laughed harder than hell for like 20 minutes, I was like “no way !!” “ this is bedtime bullshit” and for days , I couldn’t stop thinking about it-same for Bigfoot BUT full stop, I started really really paying attention to a man called DR Jeff Meldrum-a highly educated man that has the world’s most Sasquatch foot cast’s , This man is a: Professor, a Anthropologist, a Biologist, has studied Bipedalism, how we walk , especially our foot morphology and locomotion of relic Hominids and Human’s. RIGHT? over 40 years of study, So…something is making very large , bare foot-prints ALL over The US deep into the ground-that humans cannot remake, AND , since idiots make Bigfoot tracks -trying to fool people, Dr Meldrum has become the guy that can tell the difference between some homemade constructed “prints” and those from REAL beings, your Sasquatch (also known by 60 other names through history and location.

You know, this thread would have gotten even more play if you had used April fools to announce that you don’t believe in Bigfoot anymore.

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This isn’t April Fools BS and I can care less about what attention I get. I TRY to be serious, and you all are clowning, I have studied Sasquatch for ten years, I have read newspaper clippings and that, watched encounter videos, made my own mind up-if they were click bait BS or these people are being real, WE just began calling them “Bigfoot” in 1967, yeah there is credible individuals , and fools mocking the notion-but you get that in everything. About The Patty film millions calling that fake, there was no such thing as some “suit” some guy made in the 50’s and 60’s AT THAT TIME, $%#@!! Hollywood had a hard time making “Planet Of The Apes…for the gave them first time ..BC they didn’t have realistic fur-they had to wait until the technology gave them hair that stretched and moved and could be groomed for the actors, they first finished the films once they had it. but back before White man found the US- and settled, THERE WAS NO SUCH word as a hoax, The Sasquatch was a known being as by all the indian tribes.

well..I mean the prevalence of very good cameras that EVERYONE carries nowadays, and then the drastic drop off of ufo sightings, bigfoot sightings, loch ness monster, miracles points more to some pretty vivid storytelling (and perhaps hallucinogenics)

you have to be kidding. Average Jo runs his ass to the hardware store buys these hunting cameras, say five of them, returns home with a hard-on to get them set up quickly, He jumps on some motorized crap runs out to set his great cameras, People then run out to these damn things over and over and over to ‘pull the cards or install fresh batteries- MOSTLY because “woah I wanna see what I got.” right? Do you really think these things don’t know where the cameras are OR how to destroy them , knock them down , OR carry them off (sometimes you get them back-sometimes you don’t ) . When dealing with Sasquatch, they have so many abilites-WE can’t understand.. They are not mindless beings, they are incredibly fast, super strong, and damn smart.

Not like drooling sloth’s . Game cam’s are put in their %$# houses, the forests are theirs, so fat ass Jo hangs the Game Camera directly in their land unknowingly- and GEE these Sasquatch find them, see them , and sometimes bust them.

So, you can spend all the money you got , but wind, branches, birds, squirrells, deer and crap can set them off.

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The drop in instances of sightings with the invention of UHD cameras on everyone’s phone only lasted until the invention of “hey chatgpt, take this picture and put a believable sasquatch sighting in it”

You should watch the movie “Little Foot”

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I guess they never die either, or do their bodies evaporate? :joy:

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I don’t watch animated movies about Sasquatch or funny crap related, all they do is mock the beings and these are not some fuzzy bunny in the woods, you ever hear of places that you shouldn’t go because the people there would rather kill you than be anywhere near there place? some Sasquatch are juuust like that, but most the time-they give you warnings to get the hell out of where you wandered into. or else.

Kudo’s to you Wolf, you have taken 4/01 further than most. Good job @wolfcub36 :innocent:

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I feed off of funny crap. Love it!

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They throw feces but know what trail cams are?

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