You got your Dan Campbell jerseys. I got my Brad Holmes gear.
Gangster. You look like you are about to make an offer they can’t refuse.
@Sofatso walking around town be like…
Dall-E prompt:
Show me a dude who drinks his Ensure out of a pimp’s chalice.
Response:
Now this is a positional villain
that football looks like it was around the time Jim Thorpe was playing
It’s a little deflated in the picture. It was given to me by my Dad’s uncle. He got it from a player on the Michigan team. That was around 1960 or 61. At first I threw it around with a friend on concrete and scuffed it a bit. Then I thought maybe this would be good to preserve.
I don’t drink Ensure. I mainline it.
Her: “What position do you want me in?”
Him: “Whichever is your best!”
Her: “But what do you prefer?”
Him: “I am here for Best Position Available, make it happen!”
Her: “Yes daddy!”
Best thing Ive seen all week
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