Puka being sued for biting a woman…

Guess he’s hired a lawyer after biting some woman twice. Good luck giving this guy a big contract lol.

Down Puka! Down! Bad reciever!

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This is hilarious to me.

Like what are the damages? How much cash could one think they could procure from this event?

Even if he drew blood or even took out a chunk.

Lost wages?

Which again this also seems a bit insane and I have my doubts it even happened.

Haha reminds me of this classic scene

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/lLR-V2S0DC8

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I guess there’s pictures where he left bite marks. It’s a football player assaulting a woman…she’s probably going to get paid more than you think. He’s also looking to sign a record deal and this doesn’t help.

I think she’s lying! We’ll find out tho

Puka is a weird dude isn’t he

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I guess his lawyer said it was just “ horse play” and basically admitted to the biting. lol I guess he bit one woman on the thumb and this woman on the shoulder. Puka is definitely a weird dude.

Hate the Rams so I’m definitely watching how this unfolds with getting Puka an extension.

Bite analysis.

He bit her twice? That’s the level where a judge could force the Rams to put him down.

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He should trademark, horsefly.

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You can find pictures of the biting. Dude bit her hard :man_vampire:

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Well this bites his ass I bet?! :winking_face_with_tongue::collision::biting_lip:

Hey Puka, I found a picture of a guy modeling your new headgear for the upcoming season.

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To be clear ye olde bite mark model will be put into effect.

I would agree that this might cost him a few 100K but it smells very hokey.

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From many years of watching various CSI shows they just need to Test those dental records and semen…..there’s always semen.

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