Report: Jarrad Davis out "long term" after surgery

Did he have his labia removed?

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Definitely not the clit. Those things are like Timex.

timex-watch

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Jarrad Davis was kind of like the Boss Bailey of MLBs. Plenty of physical talent, but it never matched the expected production.

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Yep. He’s switching positions to they/thembacker.

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nothing like position versatility

Oh Jarrad, i wish you a speedy recovery and see you on the Lions practice squad by mid season 2024.

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Surgery was a failure, surgeon hit the wrong hole, late. Davis has an aura that really has some ooomph.

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All jokes aside, Davis was a starting linebacker on a team that won a freaken PLAYOFF game last year. Hard to believe.

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Jarrod doesn’t deserve all this negativity. Because, I’m late to the party and have nothing to add.

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Like Jarrad Davis?

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Who?

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He’s the Dylan Mulvaney of the delayed blitz!

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Only 485 posts to go!!

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Now is the time to trade for him when he’s injured and his value is low. Do it, Brad. Are Jamo and Hooker’s ceilings really that much higher? Some players need 7 years to blossom to their true potential…

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I’d trade the Giants a bottle of discount shampoo, a sack of marbles and a couple baseball cards in mediocre to poor condition and they’d still have won the trade. :smiley:

Oh, that’s quite good, this should get more love.