In a way, that doesn’t come as any surprise due to his recent attendance at TE Univ:
Nice to see you back posting these articles.
Nice to see Sam bac…….

That includes the hiring of new offensive coordinator Drew Petzing, who helped turn Cardinals tight end Trey McBride into an All-Pro.
“I was like, ‘Man, you’re going to love it. You’re going to eat, you’re going to have a great career,’” McBride reportedly told LaPorta this offseason. “I’m excited for him.”

awesomest *
……. aaaaaand he’s out again.
Not really, but anytime someone posted a positive health update last year, the person in question was done for the year 5 minutes later. Happened like eleventeen times in a row.

“Dude, LaPorta is a fuckin’ stud. LaPorta is nasty,” Kelce said. “Those Iowa guys. They’re all here. They’ve got it figured out.”
Yes, yes they do.
I’ve never seen a player in my life play as hard as LaPorta. He doesn’t stop. He’s like Dennis Rodman. And good to see him still trying to be better!

Lets go Sam!

Goooolll-EEE, this sure is some mighty fine news!




Should be our standard protocol for practices