Sean Payton to the Broncos

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Okay awesome let him fight it out in the AFC with BUF, CIN, and KC

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Probably trading the pick they got for Bradley Chubb.

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At least. I think it will take another pick as well.

The Broncos own their first the next two years. As bad as the Russell Wilson trade was, after the 2nd round this year they’re done giving up compensation in it.

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Looks like it was a 1st and a 2nd, with another lower pick coming back to them.

30 and 2024 2nd for 2024 3rd and Payton, who is apparently 30+pounds heavier…

First order of business for Payton will be figuring out if his mucho expensivo QB had a down year due to bad coaching, or if he’s as done as the Griswold family turkey.

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I’m thinking Russ is basically on his last legs and Denver needs to move on ASAP. But maybe Payton can get some of the old magic back.

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EXACTLY! → Keep that MF’r in the AFC!

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Media buffet spreads are a bish

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Here’s how it went down.

Sean is at Fox’s NFC championship buffet shoveling kilos of king crab legs dipped in green goddess into his gullet. His agent tells him about an opportunity. Shawn with his crustacean packed mouth mutters that he’s not interested. His agent then responds, “But Sean, Russ can cook.” Sean replies back “Did you say cook?” And the rest is history. Agents are cunning like that.

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If I see someone dipping $55/lb king crab into Green Goddess dressing , ima beat them with a table leg just on General Principles.

Then again, I did just put chili crisp on my peanut butter sammich (dont judge it til you try it, its goood), so maybe I better just whistle as I walk by…

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Had it that way at a winery once. Was pretty damn delivious. Though I could dip King Crab in Ammonia and probably still like it.

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I don’t believe any compensation rumors that don’t send Taysom Hill to Denver.

I like this hire for Denver!

LOL - One of my brothers puts A-1 sauce on prime rib, ribeye, etc…sauce on ANY & ALL steaks. It drives ppl nuts.

I would find a way to put “Yippeee-Kiyeah, MF’r” into every press c0nference.

Wow

I’m surprised by this.

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Well they can’t move on, that’s the key here. Payton just signed up to try turn Russ into Brees 2.0!

If he can do it, what a hire that would be. I have serious doubts myself. And Russ’s contract is untradeable for several years.

Ryans passed for this exact reason IMO