If I need a DE and I’m looking at a dude 6’5" 275 that can get after the QB in the 4th round I think I can overlook a parking ticket. I think once he is away from UGA our locker room should have a positive influence.
As for Walker in the 3rd or 4th round the age doesn’t bother me if they think he can play right away. I think he can step in day 1 and rush the passer for the next 4 years. He may be only a pass rush specialist but I think he will be pretty good at it.
Oh I agree, I did worse stuff when I was younger. Just trying to get inside our FOs’ heads. We’ll see.
I’ve never parked in a handicap spot. Pretty ghoulish OG young @Thats2
Young @Thats2 has character red flags all over his resume. He had lots of fun in his college days, much of it of the questionably legal variety. But he has matured into a beacon of the community.
I knew Stillwater didn’t have a lot going on but I didn’t realize that parking in handicap spots had replaced cow ripping as the Saturday night activity of choice.
You meet wifey at a handicap spot?
The first day of camp I’d have Manu and BroMart pick his car up and place it in Dan’s parking spot. Dan walks in with his gallon of coffee and smoke coming from his ears and says who don’t know where to f…ng park. The dude will know how to park for the rest of his life. End of story.
Bah, nothing was marked for shit. You park at one spot right in front of your class with a faded-out something on the ground and all of a sudden they’re impounding your car. It was oppressive I say, and said then, loudly. They didn’t listen.
Also one of my long-time roommates only had one arm and one leg (excellent basketball player, all things considered). Legitimately handicapped, and if he didn’t have anywhere to be, well, his tag was by the door, free for anyone to use. Let’s just say sometimes I forgot that I forgot to grab it. Heady days.
GTFO
You roomed with Mr. McCraig?
Tyler Baron Edge Height 6’4.5" Weight 258 lbs
Bigger Edge Jared Ivey 6’6" 274 lbs
David Walker was a guy who I definitely noticed during the Senior Bowl…
He was 5’9ish but had like an 11 inch (left) hand. He could palm the ball and move it around like it was a grapefruit, and he was absolutely money from 40 feet in. He had to use his shitty prosthetic right arm to gather the ball into shooting position which was obviously a, uh, handicap, but if you didn’t guard him seriously he’d make you look like a chump. I always enjoyed watching him embarrass fool after fool. Eventually everyone knew they had to close fast.
He also had this falling down one legged hop shot that was half side-armed and half-finger-roll that was very difficult for your brain to properly defend. The shot just didn’t come from an angle you expected.
He flashed there for sure
You’re serious? Wow. Okay. Did he let you borrow his prosthetics?
We’d screw with them from time to time. One time one of our other roommates ran them up a flag pole on campus lol. I will say he was a pretty hot tempered guy, and one time this sort of brawl broke out (standard Stillwater stuff), and he takes off his arm and starts wailing on a couple of people with it. Knocked one big dude tf out. He was a lot bigger and sort of started it, and I don’t think he died, so it was fine.
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
I’m an asshole and I’m proud of it!
When people asked him for a hand did he take it off and hand it to him? As I’m sure you’d guess I’d run that joke into the ground if I were him.
But don’t you qualify as handicapped by being Canadian?
It might have been run into the ground a time or ten