Sofatso's Ultra-KISSY Predictive Draft Contest

  1. Everyone picks a player for the Lions at each of their current draft slots: #17, 50,118, 128, 157,181, 205, 213, 222.

  2. At each original Lions pick–whether the Lions or another team makes the pick–if you’re right, you get zero. Zero is a good score. If you’re not right, find out where that player was selected, and you score the difference. For instance, if you pick player A at #118 and player A is drafted at #131 or 105 by the Lions or anyone else, then you would score 13 .

  3. Add up your score from each of the 9 original draft slots. The lowest total score wins.

  4. If a player you selected ends up as an UDFA, count them as 258 for scoring purposes.

#17 Max Iheanachor, OT, Arizona State
I’ve been living in the Waffle House on this one. Is it Miller or Nacho time? Philly may trade up and make the decision for me.

#50 Derrick Moore, Edge, Michigan
Moore better is good enough. With this pick in, Brad celebrates and Dan needs medical attention.

#118 Nate Boerkircher, TE, Texas A&M
With this Aggie pick in, Dan celebrates Dan 2.0 and Brad needs medical attention.

#128 Michael Heldman, Edge, Central Michigan
MC Hammer wrote U Can’t Touch This after seeing Heldman’s moves. His USFL jersey would read He Held, Man!! The only way to stop him…

#157 Jordan van der Berg, DT, Georgia Tech
He’s called Ice-Ice-Berg because he’s Vanilla and there’s so much below the surface.

#181 Jaden Dugger, LB, Louisiana
This Spiderman is Amazing!! You’re gonna dig Dugger.

#205 Wydett Williams Jr, S, Mississippi
Wy-dett? Why not? Delta State and LA Monroe, then stellar one year starting in SEC and playoffs. The ultimate late round gem.

#213 Cole Wisniewski, S, Texas Tech
This Cole is Slaw-vick. And he’ll shred your offense.

#222 Jack Strand, QB, Minnesota State Morehead
He’s 21, got a quick release, strong arm, experience. He’s statuesque and needs protection, just like Goff, who is married and doesn’t worry about Morehead at all.