I stumbled onto this and thought it was funny. I wonder if there’s any relation?
The picture looks like they could be … lol
This is Matt Stafford
He looks like an elite mover!
Click on the link and look at his brother Brian. Kinda looks a little like Matt. I love their moving description.
The way we move is the way we live: conscientiously. We care about the things we move, we care about our body mechanics while moving, and we care about the people we move (that’s you).
I mean what kind of mover talks about mechanics… This has to be Matt Stafford in disguise right?
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Looks like he had never slouched in his life.
Not elite. In 10-20 range. Makes too many mental mistakes and kills momentum with timely errors. Have never been top moving company with him and may need to look at upgrading.
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can’t carry the team !
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His pad level is consistently too low, exposing furniture to abuse.
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I think he just needs an excellent supporting cast of Five 300+ Lbs guys up front to help carry the load.
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affer 12 years he still working on his footwork !!??
Figured his corporate color is Kellie green
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I bet at the very end of the moving job he packs the bill with lots of extra charges
Looks like a dork to me.
Like I should talk.
Meh, should probably change his profession to a garbage man, that’s where he’ll really shine!
This cracked me up because I actually had a similar experience with a moving company where I looked at their site and the owner looked like he could play quarterback instead of haul boxes. Some places take that whole “teamwork” thing to the next level, talking about body mechanics and strategies like they’re running plays at the Super Bowl. I kind of appreciate when movers take their job seriously though, even if the marketing is a little dramatic.
To me body mechanics means we’ll drop your shit before we suffer bodily injury.
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Welcome back, Thaddy. You have a superpower, the ability to excavate topics from the distant past, flouting the automatized 3 month rule. Teach me how to do that.. I have so many battles to resume from yesteryear. 
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I didn’t even realize this was a bumped thread. I was just thinking when I saw it that it had been a long time since someone, cough, wolf, cough, started a Stafford thread. Maybe even a record setting gap.
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THERE WAS ROOM ON THAT DOOR YOU BITCH!
9 figure diamond for my family’s multigenerational comfort? NO THANKS, HERE’S A SHINY FOR THE CRABS!
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