Thanks, Canada!

There were people out golfing today at Evergreen in Southfield and I’m just looking at them like you people crazy. Here’s my location this morning in Southfield/Detroit at 9am

I’ll own the crazy :man_shrugging: was hard to track the ball after about 150 yards with all the haze… Still had a blast

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Yep… The “downtrodden” Americans still live better today than the richest people in history who still had to shit in a bucket in the corner of the room :joy: but it’s not euphoria so it must be awful :man_shrugging:

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YouRe Crazy Everybody Loves Raymond GIF by TV Land

Baby Hat GIF

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Baldness is “in”, so huge bonus for the women. I first started shaving my head in 1998, and things were different then.

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Got some relief today. The burning rubber smell is gone. Can actually breathe some. Hopefully the worst is over

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Not hear but thats good for you.

Canada now has over 800 wildfires coast to coast.

That’s a number that I have a hard time accepting as naturally occuring events.

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Every American citizen should be required to drive through downtown Punta Cana, Dominican Republic.

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Where did I say that?

I said 10,000 years ago. I even talked about Mastodons.

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Air drops over fire zones? Open bombay doors. Release fire retardant/Taco Bell lettuce.

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Or Barbados, gross. Even Puerto Vallarta would be a good culture shock because I’m pretty sure they still have too much cartel activity there to feel safe even though the Boardwalk is one of my favorite places in the world

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Or better yet do a mission trip / NGO relief depending on your persuasion to a third world country

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Shocking that Taco Bell would be linked to explosive diarrhea. Who could have possibly seen that coming :joy:

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Its not just them. Its basically every fast food, restaurants, and grocery store tons of people got it from other places. Its shit in water thats sparing in the lettuce. Unfortunately most cases came from taco bell. The brand is called Taylor based of out California.

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“Michigan investigators are trying to figure out if the lettuce went to other restaurants or stores because many of the ill people said they didn’t eat at Taco Bell, state health officials said Friday.

There is no evidence the outbreak “is related to poor food handling or preparation at any single restaurant or fast-food chain,” Michigan health officials said in a statement.

For that reason, they continue to recommend that consumers purchase whole heads of lettuce instead of pre-washed, bagged lettuce or pre-mixed salad kits.

Taco Bell and Taylor Farms have been tied to past outbreaks
The FDA’s traceback investigation identified a single supplier of iceberg lettuce from Mexico used by the Taco Bell locations where people who got sick ate, federal officials said.

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The Mexican food chain is among the restaurants linked to foodborne illness outbreaks in the past.

Taylor Farms also was tied to a 2013 cyclosporiasis outbreak linked to salad mix and a 2024 E. coli outbreak tied to onions served at McDonald’s.”

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The good news is if you suffer from constipation, Taco Bell can rectify the problem within minutes.

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Just stay away lettuce. Unless its from a local farm.

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No problemo.

Parks And Recreation Salad GIF

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