The Beard Care/Growth Thread

Bald guys asking for hair growth advice! Lol who would have thought!

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I shave my beard about once a year just to, I dunno, let the cheeks breath. The consensus from the whole family is “Dad, it’s just way too much face”

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you got that right - ■■■■ the bears!!!

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I did that - YESTERDAY! Hahahahahahaaaaa! Went to a professional beard smith! LOL

Here’s how it turned out…

as you can see, still devastatingly handsome…but still wanting to do everything I can to boost the handsome-levels. This became “a thing,” when my woman said she loves beards.

dead…MF’n sexy, bro.

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I like it Natty. I like it a lot.

They sell this pretty much everywhere. It doesn’t smell the best so you will probably want to get some smelly oil shit. I’m very sure that it will help you with the itchy problem though.

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Thank you, brother.
I would love to see the products you cats are using, especially if it’s stuff I can get online.
You guys are great. Everywhere I go, I get treated like some sort of freak because of my handsomeness. When I come to hang with you guys you just treat me like a normal ass dude. I love and respect that. Good to be among peers.

Thanks guys, and thanks in advance for he product recommendations.

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When my Son got out of the navy he decided to let his hair grow. He went completely bald the entire 12 years that he was in there.

His head started itching for no reason and his hands would break out if he scratched his head. It sounds very similar to your problem. His doctor recommended that shampoo and the problem went away immediately.

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I do nothing other than lotion. Lots of dudes don’t know about lotion. Try it out!

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what sort of lotion, brother?

Lotion is my friend

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I just cerave or something like that. I bet I go through a dispenser every two weeks. Apply every night and morning.

My girl taught me this lol. I used to just be a working man all dry and rough. Now I’m a working man whose soft and doesn’t have dry skin or a pile of dandruff :joy::joy:

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What you are describing is why I have never had more than a week or two of beard growth. I can not stand the itch and scratch.

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Jesus, I never knew there was so much maintenance required to wear a beard :slight_smile:. Dig the brotherly beard love though!

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Lately I find myself running the hard mustache and shaving beard down to a light stubble. Been my look for a few months now. It’s kinda nice

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A lot more time to worry about face hair when there is none on your head! :joy:

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Yeah i was going to ask for a poll of how many people posting in the thread wore beards to compensate for lack of locks elsewhere. @BigNatty would probably be very down with that poll. :joy:

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I’m pretty sure Natty is looking to grow his beard out long enough to have it transplanted on his head. :smiley: I sent him a toupee, but he refuses to wear it which was really disappointing. I’ll never get that money back. Haha

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Yeah but then he’d just have to rub old spice hawaiian argan oil conditioner on it with a side of jojoba wax and honey blossom tree root seaweed kombucha extract to get rid of the itch :wink:

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If Natty wanted a toupee he would just shave his big hairy ass and make one.

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