The Beard Care/Growth Thread

I have been on a never-ending quest to acquire, and build upon…More handsomeness! I will leave no stone unturned, including the beard option. We’ll see how it goes!

I love the poll too, man!

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bald guys dont’ have to worry about head, because their women provide plenty of it!

:wink:

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Haha thx for the laughs brother! I got no beard growing issues but my beard is turning gray way too fast. Not sure why? The hair on my head is still mostly dark brown…. But the hair on my face is turning gray way too fast. I can shave and look 35 and then grow a Gray beard and look like @Bols it’s crazy!

Why the hell is that?

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Eating fat women causes that.

They are basically sucking the life out of you.

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Haha good heavens you need help

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Season 3 Flavor GIF by PBS

A nice stache/goatee combo can be a winner for a lot of women. AKA flavor saver.

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The Office What GIF

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The Blacklist GIF by NBC

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That’s interesting. Never would have guessed it.

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It’s gonna itch if you grow it out from a blade shave. For a bit, let it grow and itch for a week it so, then trim it down to stubble with an electric razor.

After that, your skin should get used to the hair being outside of the pores

I have no idea if any of this is true, but it’s my theory. And for now I’m sticking to it.

Worked for me anyway when I grew my first beard many years ago.

(edited because iphone voice to text seems to be getting worse)

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Never in a million years would I have guessed that was Macho Man.

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yea that’s him playing minor league baseball. he played 4 or 5 seasons in the minors

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Oh Yeah GIF

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Just started growing my first beard. Elena was Cuban but born here, her parents made it out. I swear to God she knew words in Spanish and English that I had never heard in the same sentence when she was pissed and you didn’t want to ask her what she meant.

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She’s awesome bro

And she’s lucky to have such a handsome fella

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Truth is she just cut my hair, she was best friends with the woman I was living with.

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Gotchya. So she was jealous of your woman.