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How do they determine who has to sit closest to the fart corner?
Btw, when I first saw the story titled fart corner I thought this was going to be about Ennis Rakestraw.
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I love it
Those poor left out Mongolian schoolchildren going to class in a yurt.
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Who needs a corner? That is discrimination against epic farts. Plus the best farts happen organically in accordance to Godâs plan. You donât have time to waddle over to the corner. Just grip the seat and let it rip in class. Then get back to long division and fractions embracing the mood and odour you have created for your classmates.
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Iâm generally not one for modern woke society, but Iâll make an exception here.
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Sure and then when the cute girl goes and farts in the corner five boys rush to be next.
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Right. It should be the fart nuclei. The desks are organized as a ring. The child announces when he has a fart and steps into the center of the ring. Then the other children do their MÄori like fart dance and the child letâs it rip. Bonus points for sharts. Starting must be normalized as well if we are to achieve a just society. @jman would have been valedictorian in this system.
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No longer do you have to live in a world of shame and denial.
Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
Whoever squeezed it, cheesed it.
He who denied it, supplied it.
Those days are over.
This is what society needs.
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What happens if you fart elsewhere in the class? That should be punitive. There should be a flatulence tribunal for improper gas passing.
You need a note from your doctor excusing you from the corner rule because of a medical condition.
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You obviously donât know me very well
Iâve never once actually broken wind
To pass gas in front of fellow acquaintances is just rude, crude, and morally unacceptable.
I was raised since the diaper days to have class and manners.
We were taught to use a âtooterââŚ
⌠essentially itâs a paper towel butt plug that absorbs all gas excretions.
You disgusting animals should try it for once
Be civilized
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I was with you until this part. We canât have little 9 year olds sharting all day. That would be one nasty ass school.
âHey Mr. Smith I sharted during science class todayâ
âWay to go bud, now we are going outside to chase each other and play tag for PE, did you bring any extra underwearâ
âIâm not even wearing underwearâ
haha this makes a lot of sense now.
The children should get a choice of approach music like theyâre coming up to bat.
Thunder (ah-ah, ah-ah-ah)
Pretty stupid. Its like putting a kitty litter box in a corner
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The best strategy would be to take epic farts in glass jars over the weekend and then bring to school for show and tell on Monday morning. Now that is quality education right there.
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People pay for farts in a jar.
Why not have them fart in the jar and close the lid? Then the last day of school the form a circle and open the glassâ collective fart. Camaraderie tears would ensue. Or some type of tears at least.
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