Sort of funny. Saw someone tweet it. Anyway, FTB. Except on Saturday.
That first letter “R” wont last long
What if Indiana pulled off the impossible. Win the national championship in football and steal the Bears from Chicago in the same year!!!![]()
Monsters of Merrilville

They were the Gary Bears
Not very scary Bears
They beat a hasty retreat from Our Lair
Cuz we unpacked our Ass Kickins
“Not be a priority in 2026” meaning “pour more into our coffers”
Arlington Heights is kind of an uppity nice area and I think what happened is they saw this (out of a few) viral snapshots going around of a Bears fan eating spaghetti out of a Ziploc bag in the middle of the game. Pretty sure they said “we ain’t having none of that Joliet Peoria Valparaiso kind of b******* up in our nice city.”
“How in the hell are we going to compete with Naperville with that kind of hillbilly horse s***?”
This is nothing new.
The Bears first floated the idea of moving to Gary/Hammond in 1995 when they were seeking stadium renovations for Soldier Field.
Which they got in 2003.
It is their go-to when Chicago and the State of Illinois don’t give them what they want.
Have they been to Gary, IN? Makes Detroit look like Boca Raton.
18 year Hoosier here. Gary sucks. That is all.
The Bears’ threat to Chicago is akin to telling Margot Robbie that if she’s not careful you’re going to move in with Phyllis Diller.
But it does have an Amtrak stop. ![]()
just expand medieval times. that would be a GREAT football game.
hey, y’all can say that Gary Illinois sucks / or Indiana, but easy on Proper name ‘Gary’ sucks-because that is my real first name.![]()
There’s probably a large tax reason that moving to Indiana is appealing.
Who knew? I’m sure the half a percent would still amount to a lot of dough, property taxes and corporate taxes count too. I’m just finding reasons I’d like to see the bears do something stupid.
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