The Great Cereal Murderer Debate!

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The discussion in another thread got me thinking we need to have a bracket challenge type thread to determine the greatest cereals of all time. Before I dive into creating the brackets, we need to ensure we have the all-time greats. I’ll start the list:

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Reese’s Puffs

Fruity Pebbles

Cocoa Pebbles

Cheerios

Honey Nut Cheerios

Apple Jacks

Fruit Loops

Corn Pops

Lucky Charms

Cookie Crisp

Count Chocula

Frankenberry

Boo Berry

Golden Grahams

Raisin Bran (pick a brand)

Honey Bunches of Oats

Frosted Flakes

Corn Flakes

Cocoa Puffs

Cap’n Crunch

Cap’n Crunch Crunchberries

Frosted Mini Wheats

HoneyComb

Trix

Sugar Smacks

Sugar Bear

Kix

Life

Rice Krispies

Special K

This should be a decent starting list. Not all need to be included, but am open to suggestions. Please add any you would like to be included. The brackets will be based the total number of entries.

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The fact that Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch is not on this list makes me think you are not taking this seriously.

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Is this even necessary?

Fruity Pebbles uber alles!

What about a division for old-school / barely-remembered cereals? OJs, Mr. T, Triples, Kaboom?

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My favorite cereal is Rice Chex :rofl:

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Corn flakes are extremely solid

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sudden realization oh i see GIF

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So is what comes out of you if you eat enough of them.

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I knew there was something about you I didn’t trust…

If the sugar content is <80% by dry mass, it’s not even a contender.

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Gluten free baby!

If I want something sweet I’ll just stick my …. Finger in it , sweeten it up ya know

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OJ’s were killer!

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Cap’nCrunch destroyed all comers back in the day. It wasn’t close.

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The only thing Cap’n Crunch destroyed was the roof of kids’ mouths.

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Not to mention crack your teeth and remove 3 layers of skin off the roof of your mouth.

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When it comes to glyphosate ridden breakfast cereals:

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Pre-glyphosate, Kellogg’s Raisin Bran with the sugar covered raisins.

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Peanut Butter Cap’nCrunch

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15 replies in and already got second hand diabetes.

Wilford Brimley Diabetes GIF by The Diabetic Survivor

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I had a real thing for cocoa pebbles back in the day. that sweet zone of it sitting in the milk juuuuuust before it turned into a wet cardboard consistency.

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Final 4-

Fruity Pebbles (that literally glowed, no cancer there)

Grape Nuts(which are neither and drowned out the cartoon audio as you ate it)

CapN Crunch PB(what Navy was that guy in? Stolen Valor suspect right there) and

Lucky Charms(which are racist AF).

Dammit LIFE WAS GRAND BACK THEN!

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how high wtf GIF

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Man thats one thing I crave is cereal . Cut it from diet 10 years ago.

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