The Great Cereal Murderer Debate!

[Alex_Analzone]

We gotta do a break out between sugar and non-sugar cerials

[Weaselpuppy]

[Doctor_Love]

@Alex_Analzone

non-sugar cerials

[Jman]

@bdub13

It’s poll bracket time

Cereal playoffs !!!

[Jah26]

Cap’n Crunch was based on an acid trip, clearly.

According to The Wall Street Journal (2013), the character, Horatio Magellan Crunch, captains a ship called the Guppy , and was born on Crunch Island, a magical island in the Sea of Milk—with talking trees, crazy creatures and a mountain (Mt. Crunchmore) made out of Cap’n Crunch cereal."[10] The article refers to the Captain’s bicorne as a “Napoleon-style” hat,[10] and claims that this has led to speculation that he may be French.[10]

[Doctor_Love]

@Jah26

…[Cap’n Crunch] may be French.

Ugh, and we let kids put that sh*t in their mouths?

[Martymcfly2017]

This should be fun. Till people mess it up.

[Humberto]

@Sheepish

I had a real thing for cocoa pebbles back in the day. that sweet zone of it sitting in the milk juuuuuust before it turned into a wet cardboard consistency.

This. This is my 20’s. (And if I’m brave enough, I’ll admit my 30’s too)

3am, 10 beers gone. I get that sweetooth calling out to me. A big bowl of flintstone chocolate was I needed to knock me out and be good to go the next day. Oh how I miss it.

[Sarge]

I don’t eat cereal any longer but my son tells me the S’mores cereal is amazing.

[Martymcfly2017]

Sounds really good. Golden grahams meets count chocula

[Air2theThrown]

@kalspa

The fact that Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch is not on this list makes me think you are not taking this seriously.

I thought the same thing…..lol

[Martymcfly2017]

When does the tournament begin?

[Martymcfly2017]

Its good but the roof of my doesn’t like it.

[Wolfhound32]

I really like Raisin, Date and Walnut Oatmeal

Whole Milk and some sort of Berry Compote

[LionFrog]

Chex has got to be on the list. It’s both breakfast and a snack.

[Humberto]

@Martymcfly2017

When does the tournament begin?

I hosted a version of this tournament every month for two decades. Cocoa pebbles won, but others represented themselves strongly.

I’ve since retired from the sport, but I’m looking into GM’ing some of the youngins looking to get in the game.

[Jah26]

@Wolfhound32

I really like Raisin, Date and Walnut Oatmeal

Whole Milk and some sort of Berry Compote

I assume you also are partial to Grey Poupon.

[DetroitvsEverybody]

No Apple Cinnamon Cheerios No Honey Bunches of Goats

[Cynodon]

G.O.A.T

Honorable mention:

Honeycombs

Fruity Pebbles

Wheaties (w/sliced Banana)

I have two portion sizes when eating cereal - Whole box/half box

Only use large salad bowls and must have correct Milk/Cereal ratio

You must eat an entire box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and suffer blood loss the next day before you ascend to Cereal Valhalla. The real ones…..they know…..

…..and I’m a serial side bowl scraper. No man left behind, everybody in the pool!!!

[KingSlappy]

@Doctor_Love

What about a division for old-school / barely-remembered cereals? OJs, Mr. T, Triples, Kaboom?