The New Last Press Conference

Just imagine this. After the Texans game and during the post game presser, when asked why the Lions keep loosing, instead of giving his standard passive/aggressive non-answer, you-know-who looks directly at Birkett or Rothstein and says forthwrightly,
“I made a mistake and disrespected the Lions, disregarded the years of struggles and heartbreak of everyone that has wanted this team to succeed.
[slowly removes pencil from behind his ear and looks at it before violently snapping it in half]
We are the Detroit Lions and not the New England Patriots! I am a Detroit Lion and WE will succeed as Detroit Lions!”

He would still be coach. Rod Wood’s marketing people could have sold that.

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Drunk at 2:30pm? :joy:


Nope, just a little off in the head