The stupidest thing you will read all day

I posted the photos farther down since the site wanted to be dumb

Which one of our resident trolls wrote this

I can’t open

Is that from 2018?

Yea, I will just take your word for it.

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Is this a contest?

Cool! I’ll try.

5G will activate quantum chips you inhaled from the chemtrails, which will set about altering your DNA so as to put you under full mind control of the reptile aliens.

Actual shit I saw today on SM

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I’d say that has a 50-50 chance of actually happening

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I’m pretty sure that already happened to one guy that lives in Canada.

If you don’t believe me, read some of his posts.

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Didn’t realize the link screwed up so here is the vast majority of it

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My next-door neighbor believes this shit and promotes it. He also believes Hurricane Helene was engineered. I am up to my eyeballs with people who are into this stuff. I am kind of stuck in this place for a while, but in a few months I’m out of here.

This is the new age hippie in the wild. Of course, they spread all this crazy on their 5G wifi.

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well that seems unlikely :joy:

Looks like the writer started with a bad foundation (Goff has stopped improving) and built a narrative around it. Brad talked a couple of months ago about Goff still ascending… so the front office is starting from a different place.

As for the rest… we have a top ranked offense with Goff distributing the rock. Will Levis will be an improvement?

DvE, you might be right. I read a lot of stupid in any given day, but you have set the bar high for today.

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Nothing against the previous posters who have contributed, but am I the only one who read this string and had the reaction of
Phone Wow GIF by Quirkies

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Point Out Steve Harvey GIF by ABC Network

Also yes watch out for the probes…:joy:

GIF by South Park

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I think I saw that movie!
Samuel Jackson played that part like a master.

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