Sup ninjas. Today we’re going to examine the data behind the Thanksgiving Curse of the Detroit Lions. We’re going to answer key questions: Is the curse real? Yes! Why does it exist? Mostly the NFL’s scheduling decisions. Are there any other reasons for the curse? God has abandoned us, or God is discipling us, or God is testing us. Insert your own theological explanation. Here we go…
First, the obvious: the Lions lose a lot on Thanksgiving. Since realignment in 2002 the Lions are 6-18. That’s a .250 winning percentage. In non-Thanksgiving home games the Lions are 84-85, the 24th best home record over that period. Not good, but either low-mediocre or high-bad depending on where you make the cuts. During that same period, the Lions road winning percentage was .328. The Lions have played better on the road than they play on Thanksgiving.
What’s going on here? Primarily it’s opponent strength. The average Thanksgiving opponent had a winning percentage in the prior year (when the league puts the schedule out) of .591, basically a 10-win team. The non-Thanksgiving home opponents had a winning percentage of .497. So the league is almost always giving the Lions a tough opponent on a Thanksgiving. The probability of this happening by random chance is 1.07% To put that in perspective: if you simulated the last 24 years of NFL scheduling 100 times, the Lions would only get a Thanksgiving schedule this difficult once.
Something similar happens when you look at AFC opponents. For most of this the Lions played 2 AFC teams at home; with the 17 game schedule they host a third every other year. That means that there has always been a “better” AFC home opponent and a “worse” AFC home opponent. Of 8 AFC Thanksgiving games, the Lions played the better team 7 times. The probability of that occuring by random chance is 3%.
Okay, so it’s scheduling. The league wants a good matchup for Thanksgiving so it has a good team play the Lions. That strategy is at least questionable. I’m not so sure it’s anyone’s idea of a good game when Peyton Manning throws six touchdowns and absolutely clobbers a hapless opponent. I can’t imagine the second half television sponsors are too pleased with blowouts. But if that’s what they’re doing, I get it: put the flashy teams on display…
…except they don’t do that with the Cowboys. Until the Cowboys hosted the Chiefs this year, the team the Cowboys played on average had a losing record. (Hosting the Chiefs this year brought their opponents record to exactly .500). So the NFL gives the Lions a playoff team, but gives the Cowboys a mediocre team.
Okay, so it’s not a curse, the league just screws the Lions.
No, there’s something else going on here. The Lions Thanksgiving opponents have a .591 winning percentage, but the Lions play good teams at home in other weeks. In non-Thanksgiving games, the Lions have a home winning percentage of .346 against teams with at least 10 wins. On Thanksgiving their record is .250. This means that the Lions are 9% less likely to win on Thanksgiving compared to other home games, even controlling for opponent strength.To put it another way, if the Lions host a playoff team on a Sunday, they’ll win about a third of the time. If they host a playoff team on Thanksgiving, they’ll win only a quarter of the time. That’s the curse. That 9% difference is the curse.
But the inequitably hard schedule - compared to the cupcakes the Cowboys get - isn’t helping.

