Just when I get upset, I remember, ohhh yeahhh, this team is gonna make me $1200!
I know some on here will say I am over reacting and the “math” doesn’t support it, but I’m telling you, THIS TEAM is NOT making the playoffs
Man I didn’t even know the game started. thought it was 7pm. Yikes.
Even if they manage to limp dick into the playoffs, this is what’s gonna happen:

The Charlie Morton trade remains the dumbest and most useless acquisition in the history of pro sports.
The worst pitcher in baseball who’s 41 years old??? Yeah, let’s get that guy!!
Yeah big move to get us into the world series…NOT!
Perhaps, but may I introduce one Alex “I was sitting on couch getting ready to retire then surprisingly the Tigers called me and gave me a $15mill deal!” Cobb
This team is the Marcus “we’re good” Davenport of 2025 Tigers baseball
I heard Maeda is available ![]()
Meadows “I don’t think I will swing” KO
Guys don’t worry they’re going to win tonight. Because if they don’t I’m going to lose my freaking s***. The voice of reason is teetering on the brink of Joker level chaos
It’s gonna be even more fun to tip-tip-tippa-dee-doodle-dee-do ye old cap-cap-caparoo to this gascan ATL pitching staff if they shut down this high powered Tigers offense this weekend…I mean, what can ya doodly-dee-do? ![]()
Riley struck out

Didn’t you used to be in the Soggy Bottom Boys?

That’s better’s bad karma. You just handed the Tigers the division. Thank you for your contribution. ![]()
“Used” to be?! Hell, I’m the acting president!


Trolololll, yeahhh, ■■■■ this team, I’m out…and you guys might wanna bail as well, it’s for the best, but good luck!
I’m pretty sure Atlanta is eliminated from the playoffs.
The Tigers are in the middle of a colossal collapse. I still think they can turn it around and make the playoffs. Then anything can happen but man are they struggling right now.
This team needs to get motivated and keep their nerves in check. If they settle down they should win this series 2-1 or 3-0.
Come on Tigers!