Training Camp Injuries - Leaguewide

Wandale concussed

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https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/2094172999708475840?s=20

Apparently it’s Swift’s time of the month…

munenori-kawasaki-munenori

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There’s a racist joke to be made, but I’m not going there…

He’s so damn soft. Always has been.

Not really arguing your point but it was a cramp…he’s fine…not injured…

Not directed at you but I’ve had enough of everyone freaking out about every player who gets nicked up or even leaves practice.

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Pretty sure branch has come out a number of times in games because of cramps, along with, well, probably every other player in the league.

A cramp in his “midsection or core area” though? Get him some midol :joy:

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I think it’s a nice way of saying dude had to drop a bomb had to go before he shit himself

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Never shit yourself in practice. Not a game, we talking about practice man. How am I going to make my teammates better by shitting my pants in practice.

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It’s not my time of the month, it’s my time of the I ate 20 hot wings for dinner last night.

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Hope you picked mild sauce bud

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Only 20?

GIF by Giphy QA

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My doctor told me I shouldn’t eat wings frequently. So instead of having a few a week I eat all of them once a month. It’s called moderation and you should try it some time. :wink:

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I eat probably 100 wings a week. Trying to cut down a bit.

Chris Farley Movie Quote GIF by Chris Cimino

All jokes aside, my wings aren’t fried in cancer oil like most of restaurants.

Wings can be fairly healthy. All depends on preparation, oils and sauces used.

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My buddy growing up his motto

Eat all the Halloween candy in one night

You can’t get fat in 1 day

:joy:

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I did that too. The old 18 hour diabetic comma sleep. Oh to be 10 again.

Well thanks to you guys I had to buy wings from the store because now they sound good.

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