Trigger Warning: Lions-Adjacent Football Topic (The CheezWhiz Draft)

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In the interest of time, I’ll skip over all of their Day One draft picks and go right to Day Two. :grinning_face:

  • Pick 52: CB Brandon Cisse, South Carolina Gamecocks
    He changed the spelling of his last name right before committing to the Gamecocks. Now the Packers will use his, um, special talents. He’ll survive with speed on the field and in the locker room.

  • Pick 77: DI Chris McClellan, Missouri Tigers
    Packers get a BroMart blue light special with a Kenny Clark knockoff.

  • Pick 120: ED Dani Dennis-Sutton, Penn State Nittany Lions
    Slip-n-Slide on draft day. So many traits, so little production. We took fewer traits, more production at #118.

  • Pick 153: C Jager Burton, Kentucky Wildcats
    Jager was one of my draft crushes and he blossomed at center last year. Finally. I hate that I like this pick.

  • Pick 201: CB Domani Jackson, Alabama Crimson Tide
    Again with the speedy CB. He puts the nary in ordinary.

  • Pick 216: K Trey Smack, Florida Gators
    He’s a joke.

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They’re Packers, so ■■■■ them all.

Fuckyou GIF

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This does sound like something that people in Wisconsin would take shots of.

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I liked Ponds, Golday, Cisse round 2

They went 50,51,52.

AG, Minny, GB

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This thread is non-consensual co-platforming.

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Hey Packers,

Mixed Martial Arts Middle Finger GIF by UFC

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I was unaware of that and of course apologize. In my defense, the only intended purpose of this thread was culture-appropriating cosplay. I come from a different era.

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