https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tyreek-hill-looking-become-porn-143641143.html
Mike Evans was almost speechless.
So funny. He’s joking right? Right? Right?
Not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed:
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A porn star with a sharp tool would be a hazard so that may be for the best.
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If they win the Super Bowl he should do a take on the Disney World commercial.
“Tyreek, you’ve just won the Super Bowl. What are you going to do next?”
“I’m going to show the world how big my penis is!”
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Yeah healthy domestic relationships aren’t really his thing, so I could see this being his angle.
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Pornstar
I just like the fact that he has a fallback plan.
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Some women are very stupid
Who would go with him thinking that a healthy relationship would exist?
I have zero sympathy for the end result they receive
It’s weird that he came up with the same exact retirement plan as me 
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Tyreek is on the right.
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Well, he is a Cheetah after all…
Of course she’s a fool for returning to him. Doesn’t make him any less of a turd though.
Tyreek is a busy man.
Playing madden instead of studying film.
Beating up pregnant ladies carrying his unborn child.
Scoring TD’s and next up Porn.
Now that’s a real role model for the kids to look up to!
If he decided to start releasing adult videos now would Goodell suspend him? Also I imagine the commissioner would have to watch them to make sure they would violate policy, which is an amusing thought
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Totally get it, that’s also my post retirement plan. I’ll let you guys know how it goes.
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You can make some adult movies in your hotel room on road trips, no problem. Just don’t you dare place a bet on college basketball… that will cost at least 6 games.
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What a life. Play football, get rich then bang women of the day and night everyday for life.
Some people get all the good cards.
LOL
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