Week 3 Barstool Power Rankings

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Gonna have to disagree with that YES though…

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Bump KC & Cincy 1 level
Disagree on YES

There needed to be a smoke show in the ASS section after those 3 trash cans

Lmao @ still learning rules of football and not good enough to perform at SB

My barstool power rankings would probably go:

1:) four leg
2:) three leg
3:) pedestal
4:) hairpin legged

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I still put the Chiefs at the top of the mountain. Mahomes. He is that much better than everyone else.

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I think Jets beat KC this week. This is a bad match up for KC offense.
I need to see KC play with a bot more urgency and dominance before I can put them in the top rung. It is a season to season race. And so far they have looked to be lacking.

Meanwhile 49ers are peaking too soon IMO. Still think the NFC goes through Philly. I wish I could see a path for the Lions where they do not have to beat both Philly and 49ers. Basically the only path is for Detroit to be a 1 seed or Dallas to be a 1 seed. Since I think Dak is a fraud and by extension Dallas, the Lions may be playing for the 1 seed when they travel to Dallas and kick their arses.

I guess she’s hot for a politician. Regular world standards though? She tops out at decent

I’ve always had a thing for small, sassy, women.
I think Tommi Laren is hot, too.
Nothing to do with their politics.

What would you get straight up odds wise on that one?

I hide from politics so I’m not familiar with her demeanor at all but I’ll agree that a fiery attitude can add something so long as it’s not always aimed at you

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My barstool rankings

1.Padded. No one wants a sore ass or cut off leg circulation

  1. Seat back. I don’t need to be a circus seal balancing act.

  2. 4 on the Floor. Level them out, I don’t need to be on a teeter totter, Im 56 ffs.

  3. Elbow room- I dont care what your restaurant’s max capacity is, I dont wanna have to pull my stool out to let the person next to me go to the bathroom.

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Yup. I got one of those.

She had 3 more.

The 3 now have 3 of their own and a 4th on the way in addition to The Newest Grandkiddo arriving Monday.

Send backup.Lots of it

I agree. Right now, I have it
Philly
SF’rz
Lions
…in that order. Hoping somehow they play e/o in the bracket, so we dont have to beat both of 'em. ■■■■ Dallas, we’ll smoke those fools.

I know many will look at our team and see something different, but our team is tip of the iceberg, right now. Haven’t even played a good game yet, and one of our best players doesn’t even get into the lineup until week 7.

The dolphins are tough AF this year too. AFC is much more of a crap shoot. KC has the experience, but there is NO chance they defend that Dolphins offense. They’re insane this year. Achain was such a good pickup for them. Just nasty speed all over the place. The AFC championship game will be 105 to 100 this year. LOL.

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+345

I’m gonna take Mia, KC, and Seattle

Fade NY week

The NYJ are not beating KC. I was just curious.

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Fade NY parlay pays +435

We got room if you want in broski

That’s quality.
“Kirk Cousins” will never get old as the middle tier.

So against the Lions they scored 20,
Against the Jags they scored 17.
The Bears are a disgrace so that game does not count

So I do not think that KC scores more than 24 this weekend and a good possibility that it is sub 20.

So the Jets just need to find 3 TDs in that scenario. YEs I know the Jets Offense sucks but that D is legit and the return game is legit. So maybe they get 2 ST/Def TDs and a couple of FGs to win 20-17.

Again I just think it is a bad match up for KC.

Gonna have to disagree with your disagreement. She’s crazy like a fox but hot like a minx. The glasses just do it for me.

I had a good laugh at the “Kirk Cousins” category and the Bears still learning the rules of football along with Taylor Swift :smile:

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New OC, injuries, etc. They needed a minute to get going…especially after we punched them in the mouth opening night.