Strategic Petroleum…eerrrr Parmasean Reserve drawdown threatens financial markets.
For the sake of humanity, I hope nothing threatens Scotland’s stock of haggis collateral. If it thaws out they might start sending it to other countries.
Good Parm is worth its weight in gold.
Oh, that must be where Kraft gets it, aye?
It’s probably because they have so much air-con. If they got rid of all that air-con it wouldn’t be as hot outside.
“Don’t-a worry about it! Cheese a fine!”
It’s words from my grand-pa!
Cheese is so good!
isn’t it crazy how simple that is, and yet SO damn good?
I also read a story about climate change being a threat to ham drying meat wind patterns in Parma. Italy’s economy getting hit from all relevant sides. All two of them!
lol.
They of course have an all timer of a luxury goods economy as well so don’t make me swim with concrete boots.