Toast is an underrated food. I think I could sustain myself simply off of a variety of breads, a toaster and butter and plenty of drinking water. My Dr. wouldn’t approve but I’d be content.
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Can’t they just take a knee in college football and they’re down? What’s this whole thing about letting them score. They only score when they want to score. Everyone knows it was my curse anyway. They’re just lucky I didn’t leave a deuce in Columbus because that is long lasting…
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I work with a guy who only ordered salads for lunch. Then he gets dressing on the side and dip a salad into it. He’s skinny as a rail and does it to control his calorie intake. But on the flipside he drinks three Red Bulls a day. 
My Grandpa lived most of his life with toast and butter in the morning with coffee, and bread and butter at dinner, no matter what the main plate was.
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Yeah… We will be reading about him in the news one day. Start practicing for your news interview now. “I always knew there was something about that guy…”
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But he did actual physical work, amirite?
Yeah, he did. He served, and he worked for McDonnell Douglas. 
Hook em
We just learned in the Lions game what would have happened if that game last night somehow went to overtime.
Those were almost the exact same games.
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We also learned (as if we didn’t already know) that Dan Campbell > Nipple Ring
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That picture of that ring was literally photoshopped. The real picture is also on the internet.
I think we should’ve scheduled Youngstown State instead so we wouldn’t have moved down to 6 after losing by 1 on the road at the #1 team in the country after controlling 75% of the game.
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Thats the nicest way of saying “my team fuking choked” that I have ever seen.
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I mean cough cough 27.5 and an extra second. Then rushing the field .
When Texas came back it wasnt a bunch of chunk plays or miracle catches
Its straight down Ohio State’s throat 3 straight times. Given the dropped passes Texas had and the way the came back the Horns were just a better team
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Our statements aren’t mutually exclusive. Ohio State completely choked the game. They also lost by 1 on the road at the now #1 team in the country after controlling 75% of the game.
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You were pretty harsh the other day. You had to expect a little back.
I’m done now though. Good luck the rest of the way.
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