What are the tabloid headlines going to be?
Intersexted? Dick-picked off? Offensive Puss Interference?
And can you imagine his target share if Brett Favre was his QB?
What are the tabloid headlines going to be?
Intersexted? Dick-picked off? Offensive Puss Interference?
And can you imagine his target share if Brett Favre was his QB?
Too much bad Juju
Was probably texting Iran
Ju Ju say “check out Deez nutz.”
Wonder if he’s sending it to Robert Kraft so Bob can add it to his massage parlor quiver.
Cullen bro…coach Cullen!
Let he who has never naked Drive-thru’d cast the first stone.
Exactly…Amatuer
Driving JuJu replay confirms that he was stopped short of his destination.
I kid you not, when I started looking his scouting report up I got an ad displaying “HISCOX Business Services” on the page. Of all the times and all the places…
Now to his “relevant” tabloid scouting report notes:
Strengths:
Weaknesses:
Stop it… now I want a Triple Baconator and a frosty… Must resist. Don’t give in. Where are my pants again?
Aren’t the phrases “exposed himself” and “Snapchat” redundant? I thought the whole point of that platform was for kids to send each other wiener and boobie shots.