Every time I’m on a plane and the ladies are doing the preflight instructions… I’m laughing about that scene. Lol
What are we serving tonight? Chicken or chicken?.
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Pretty sure I’ve seen you out on our course. 
I would say that 80% of the time that I observe someone driving like a complete moron, there’s a handicapped license plate.
I don’t have a hypothesis for why, but it’s happened so much that it simply cannot be a coincidence.
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But only answer here is prius drivers.
Have you tried parking in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces!
I’m an asshole and I know it! 
And it’s song lyrics don’t judge me lol
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I did get a cart stuck in a trap in my younger days, but that had to do with too many beers. Do you happen to live here, if so what course do you play?
God help us
Something I heard and then started to notice is true about 80% of the time… If it’s a white car/suv (not a truck) it’s almost ALWAYS a female driver. Use that information and you’ll start to see a pattern
I don’t play. Not since I was a teen. I work for Marriott out in Scottsdale.
Worst drivers are drunk drivers.
Followed by packer fans
Followed by ugly people
While I’m currently driving a Camry, I am usually a pickup truck driver
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New money upper middle class suburb 40s white women driving white full size SUVs.
Absolute ■■■■■■■ menace
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I drive 40k miles a year.
The answer above is in city driving.
Highway driving is for sure old people. Terrible, awful dangerous.
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I avg around that as well…as I get a little older …man the miles get longer…
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What a classic!!!
Denis Leary
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“I drive really slow… in the ultra fast lane…
while people behind me… are going insane!”
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and I love this part…… 
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40k miles a year? Thats it? I drive 120k miles a year. Full time rideshare and transportation driver.
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I will always consider myself a part of “team BMW” in terms of being a fan of their product lineup, what they do, and how they do it. I would always have a BMW in the garage if the maintenance wasn’t so expensive. I have had BMW’s and took my medicine until I couldn’t handle it anymore.
Which is confirmation of what should already be obvious. A-holes are drawn to BMW’s. Yes, I admit it.
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Lmao - my initial response was:
- Mothers
- 35 and under
- over-sized SUV
- increase in price of vehicle model directly correlates to decrease in driver safety
Scariest demographic on the road besides teenage texters.
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Subaru drivers! As someone who’s traveled a lot for work before. I’d easily they were some of the worst.
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If you see a Dodge Charger with blacked out windows or a Nissan Altima with its bumper cover hanging on with duct tape you’d better have your defensive driving skills at an all-pro level. Something chaotic and expensive is about to happen, and you don’t want to be part of it.
You want to know what will be causing the most trouble on the roads in a few years? Those little egg-shaped Buick crossovers. Today the only people driving them are octogenarians who stay 10 mph under the speed limit at all times. Who will be driving them in a few years though? Their grandkids. We’ve all gotten comfortable ignoring little Buick crossovers because their drivers never cause problems, besides making you a few minutes late to your appointment. We cannot possibly be ready for when Brayghden and Kylyegh are barreling down the road with their phones in front of their faces and that turbocharged golf cart engine shrieking like a cat in the bathtub.
I recommend saving your worn out old tires so you can stick them to your vehicle like reactive armor on a tank.
I think Mary Barra is the best CEO in the auto industry. I bought a 4 cyl turbo charged, crew cab, full bed, 2024 Chevy Silverado last fall. I love it so far and I just got a 2025 Chevy Equinox EV for my wife. I could not pass up all of the incentives from Chevy and Costco. I had never done a lease before. I am the kind of guy that keeps a car for at least 5 to 10 years, but when reviewing the lease numbers, 2 years, 10k miles per year, $0 down, and our payment is only $175 per month. My wife is a school teacher and this will be her commuter car for 2 years. It made sense to me for her usage profile.
Plus, there is a fire station about a 1/4 mile from my house. They have a charge station there that is free to use. I can’t beat it.
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