This team is stacked.
- You got a QB with impeccable timing and accuracy.
- You got a top dangerous RB.
- You got a very good bruising RB.
- You got an All-Pro slot.
- You got a top fast WR.
- You got a serviceable X.
- You got a top TE.
- You got a top RT.
- You got a very good LT.
- You got solid options along the interior.
There are no holes on offense. The only question, the rookie Tater at Center, is a question to feel confident about.
- You got the DPOY candidate, Hutch.
- You got the top S duo in the league.
- You got a top CB in DJ Reed, and talent across him.
- You got a great NB in Amik Robertson.
- You got a great LB crew.
- You got a great NT with depth.
- You got very good option at 3T until Alim comes back.
- You got a great option opposite Hutch in Davenport, and Z in your back pocket.
There are no holes on defense. The only question, the rookie Williams at DT, is a question to feel confident about.
- You’ve got the best punter in the league.
- You’ve got the most athletic long-snapper in the league.
- You’ve got a big-legged kicker who can hit in the clutch.
The depth on this team is fantastic:
- Hooker, Teslaa, Raymond, Lovett, Reynolds, Vaki, Skipper, Colon, Frazier
- Levi, Paschal, Wingo, O’Connor, Rake, Lopez, Stuard, Dorsey, Maddox
There’s so much talent on this team, over 2/3 of the practice squad has already been spoken for.
You’ve got Brad Holmes, drafter extraordinaire, whose staff can – on a week’s notice! – pluck half a defense from other teams’ practice squads to get them on the field for a critical division game late in the season. The best possible plan to prepare for injuries is the BH squad.
And finally, you’ve got Dan Campbell, the Head Coach who can get guys to run through walls for him, then mortar it back together again. Dan Campbell, who finally taught the league to stop making mincing 'fraidy-cat punts. Campbell, who sets the tone for everyone to perform at the their best. Dan the Man, a coach who plays to win, not a coach who plays not to lose.
So don’t give me your, “But the coordinators left, waah!” They all answer to Dan. They Have A Plan. The most important positions all have some kind of continuity, so this has all happened before and will happen again: utterly dominating game plans.
And don’t give me your, “But Rags!” We got a smart, powerful, athletic dude known as Tater Tot who’s getting the best line coaching in the world with Hank Fraley, and all kinds of veteran support. He’s got this.
And really don’t give me your, “But the brutal schedule!” The schedule is overblown. The AFC North has just become ass. The Eagles and Commies face issues of their own, and neither the Rams, Bucs, nor Chiefs are as stacked as we are.
This team is ready to go 16-1, taking the #1 seed and a Super Bowl after winning the last 17 straight games on their schedule.
Rejoice.