All-Time Sports Dinner

Rules:

  • Give me 4 people (living or deceased) you would want to have a meal with
  • Must be sports related
  • What food is being served

I’ve got my 4 in the chamber and I’ll fire them off after some replies. Don’t want to steal anyone’s thunder.

Looking forward to some interesting replies.

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My dad, my best friend jason, my grandpa Ben, and my grandma Mildred

Super bowl

Smash burgers, pizza, and beer

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Wayne Gretzky
Phil Kessel
Peyton Manning
Chris Spielman

No dead people. Although something like Ty Cobb would be interesting. I probably wouldn’t like him, but it would be interesting.

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Was looking for something sports related, but I respect the answer. Maybe I didn’t explain the idea good enough and that’s on me @Martymcfly2017

I’m sure that would be a great meal with some of your loved ones.

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I don’t want anyone who thinks they’re cool and acts cool. Those people tend to bore me.

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John Madden

Ernie Harwell

Pete Maravich

Jim Thorpe

Beer and Wings

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Hutch’s Mom

Hutch’s Sister

Goff’s Wife

Jah’s Wife

McDonald’s

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Polk High legend Al Bundy

Lawrence Taylor

Megatron (you know why)

Joe Cullen

Ribs for dinner. Then 3am Wendy’s run for sure! It’s gonna be a wild ■■■■■■■ night

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You’re not even going to feel Calvin’s weed after doing lines with LT.

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Megatron is there to help keep Bundy, LT and Cullen in line! :joy:

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Barry

Desmond Howard

Steve Yzerman

Tiger Woods

12 oz Filets, giant prawns and Old Fashioneds in the bar at Bourbon and Bones in Scottsdale.

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I forgot the food. Has to be hot dogs since I invited Kessel.

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Claude Lemieux

Kris Draper

Jeff Kent

Barry Bonds

The meal = shots of whiskey and a salt block

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Tom Brady

Ray Lewis

Nick Saban

And Dan Campbell

No ■■■■■■■ idea what the food would be. I don’t really care. Something good though.

I’m taking pen and paper.

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Serving Wayne Gretzky hot dogs? why not just offer him some cat food lol

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Ok without looking at anyone’s answers.

  1. John Madden
  2. Babe Ruth
  3. Muhammad Ali
  4. Mike Tyson

I’m taking them to Waffle House at 2am after taking them out drinking first.

They stumble in after drinking. Babe Ruth orders half the menu but the waitress bring one plate and sits it between Tyson and Ali and the place gets quiet as everyone’s attention is on what happens next.

Tyson threatens the waffle if it’s not crispy, Ali trash talks everyone, and Madden is drawing plays on napkins.

Ruth eats like a machine, Ali cuts promos between bites, Tyson gets distracted by the jukebox, and Madden narrates it all like Monday Night Football:….Boom! That’s a textbook syrup pour!

A drunk tries to start trouble, Tyson squares up, Ali jumps in with shadowboxing, and Ruth diffuses it by handing the guy a Raw Egg he found on the floor by Autographing it.

They leave to applause… the Waffle House is in ruins, but the legend of that night lives forever.

Ok now I’ll read all yours.

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Please tell me Tyson is bringing his pussy cat!

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My Dad and my uncles. Special guest Alex Karras(mongo)

Lions in the Superbowl.

Spaghetti and the family’s famous Sunday gravy.

Cannoli for dessert.

My Dad’s Vino and PBR beverage.

Used to watch the Lions with them as a child. Those were great times.

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Tyson is a really good one. Would love to meet Iron Mike. I was actually a huge fan when he was in his prime too. But the crazy old man is more fun.

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I mean who wouldn’t want to sit a table with Mike and Ali and see what happens when Mike gets hungry enough. Everyone is wearing ear protection.

Ali - You may be the Baddest Man on the Planet, but I’m the Greatest of All Time and even you can’t knock out these waffles faster than me….. they call you Iron Mike? You look more like Buttery Mike with that syrup dripping down your chin!

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