I’m taking them to Waffle House at 2am after taking them out drinking first.
They stumble in after drinking. Babe Ruth orders half the menu but the waitress bring one plate and sits it between Tyson and Ali and the place gets quiet as everyone’s attention is on what happens next.
Tyson threatens the waffle if it’s not crispy, Ali trash talks everyone, and Madden is drawing plays on napkins.
Ruth eats like a machine, Ali cuts promos between bites, Tyson gets distracted by the jukebox, and Madden narrates it all like Monday Night Football:….Boom! That’s a textbook syrup pour!
A drunk tries to start trouble, Tyson squares up, Ali jumps in with shadowboxing, and Ruth diffuses it by handing the guy a Raw Egg he found on the floor by Autographing it.
They leave to applause… the Waffle House is in ruins, but the legend of that night lives forever.
I mean who wouldn’t want to sit a table with Mike and Ali and see what happens when Mike gets hungry enough. Everyone is wearing ear protection.
Ali - You may be the Baddest Man on the Planet, but I’m the Greatest of All Time and even you can’t knock out these waffles faster than me….. they call you Iron Mike? You look more like Buttery Mike with that syrup dripping down your chin!