We’re online acquaintances
Tom Brady
Dan Campbell
Bryson Dechambeau
Michael Jordan
East Coast Oysters
Beet and Arugula salad
Tomahawk Ribeye, Jalapeño Au Gratin, crispy Brussels…. Lots of old Fashions
bro - his is a puthy cat
I’d roll with
- Jamo - I really think he’d like to hear what I have to say about him as a player, and a man, and that it could help him and the team.
- Foxy boy - just some pure alpha male chit chat
- Coach Dan - Some of that Fox-like alpha shit, as well as telling him how grateful I am for him and what he’s done.
- Brad - the one man that approaches the proper handsome levels. Would love to thank him, and make him laugh…maybe land a job.

Randy Moss
Jackie Robinson
Tiger Woods
“The Experiment”
The stories those 4 could tell.
Steaks and sides
The next night it would be:
Wayne Greszky
Gordie Howe
Rod Carew
Wilt Chamberlain
Steaks again
Jordan
Tyson
Brady
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Steaks, Lobster tail, twice baked potato, asparagus, salad.
I feel embarrassed for not thinking of Him.
If we could only pick one person he would be it for me.
Close behind him would be Fred Bear.
I wanna say Guy Lafleur, Bobby Layne, Mark Fydrich, and Bill Bradley.
But I know it would be a selection of East European beach volleyball players.
Olivia Dunn
Alex Morgan
Sha’Carri Richardson
Sidney McLaughlin-Levrone
You guys can sit with all those dudes. Dinner would just include shots of bourbon until I got to nail all four of them. Now days it might take several days for me to recharge between guests.
I’ll start with the meal, and for this one I’m going out to eat so as not to be distracted by the whole cooking part.
Famous Dave’s. Feed us on a frickin’ platter with corn bread muffin, brisket, all kinds of sides, a section of a corn cob and a roll of brown paper towels to wipe off with. Oh, and bread pudding.
Now, the attendees…
Dan Campbell
Joey Kocur
Kirk Maltby
Jared Allen
Send a cab, boys, we’ll be in no shape to drive.
A more serious list…
Dan Campbell
Mickey Redmond
Bill Parcells
Igor Larionov
Final answer.
Harrison Butker
Gordon Heyward
Katie Ledecky
Lionel Messi
Punta de anca steaks from Oh Que Bueno in Orlando, tequenos and arepas from Panna in Orlando, and a salad and lasagna from Alfoccino’s in Auburn Hills.
My regret was not remembering Ali. Of all the people to forget. But Ernie would have so many great stories to tell.
Michael Jordon, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and the Tasmanian Devil. We’ll be eating space jam.
After some more thoughts on this topic I want to make each meal sport specific…hehehe
Football
Randy Moss, Reggie White, Charles Woodson, Hershall Walker
Baseball
Tony Gwynn, Barry Bonds, Jackie Robinson, Gregg Maddox
Basketball
Wilt, Kareem, Isaah, Bird
Hockey
Gretzky, Howe, Lidstrom, Bobby Hull
Golf
Tiger, Chi Chi Rodriguez, Lee Trevino, Singh
Soccer
Messi, Pelle, Mbappe, Zidane
Misc Sport Figures
The Experiment (Russian), Carl Lewis, Phelps, Dan Gable
Women Athletes
Martina N., Babe Didrikson, Dot Richardson, Nadia Comaneci
I realize I have gone rouge here but there are so many interesting human stories out there with these folks. Trying to put a table together based on sport seemed easier.
1). Muhammad Ali
2). Al Davis
3). Nature Boy Ric Flair
4). Alan Page
20 oz Bone in Ribeye with sides of choice
great choice
Thanks…..I was deliberate about the dinner and post meal conversation, not being 100% sports focused.
You just won the thread! Everyone is having sausage parties and you are dining with 4 of the hottest chicks alive!

When they zig, I zag, amigo.
I’d imagine an Eastern European Bigfoot will make an appearance to as well ![]()
