kalspa
April 13, 2026, 10:53pm
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Our ability to mourn our dead is what separates us from the animals.
Amazon: proudly turning back the clock on 100,000 years of evolution in order to get you that foot massager a day sooner.
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Nate
April 13, 2026, 11:00pm
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It takes … someone truly, truly evil to respond with “Don’t look, just get back to work.”
You have to be on another level of soulless.
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Usi05
April 13, 2026, 11:03pm
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Insanity. Absolute insanity. When we have a near miss I usually stop productions briefly to talk through it as a group. These guys are like just look over there and keep working!
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What is wrong with people?
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Bezos letter to the family:
Enclosed please find Carl’s final paycheck. April 6 is only for 3 1/2 hours because he was caught napping on the job. Now I have to find a replacement slave, so I feel your pain.
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I’d be surprised if this supervisor isn’t fired or reprimanded. That’s a horrible take.
Not to mention could open the door to a lot of issues. Why not give everyone a break in that section and shut down that portion of the shop.
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So this is a bad time to disclose that I’m the manager?
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You probably docked his pay for taking an unauthorized break.
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This reminds me of that riddle:
If a man falls dead at an Amazon warehouse but nobody sees it bc the entire staff was told by their boss to turn and look away from the deceased, did he really die?
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I docked his pay bc he didn’t laugh at my dad jokes.
Here’s more on the story.
So it is not as completely callous as the X post but it’s pretty bad.
Apparently one employee was offering CPR and another wanted to help and was told no to get back to work. That’s a lawsuit for sure.
Also they did send employees home after a break but without pay. While some were forced to stay and work.
According to a shocking new investigation by The Western Edge, Amazon tried to keep the April 6 death of a worker a secret.
Est. reading time: 4 minutes
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In that case I changed my mind. Sounds like a great place to work.
To be fair to Bezos he does build his rockets into penis shapes so it’s not like he’s trying to hide his prickish proclivities.
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This is sad. Seriously but at the same time
For some reason …
I simply think the manager ran out of their mourning coffee for the week
I am surprised the robots didnt just tidy it up and move along like they do on the Death Star.
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well obviously this happened in a 3rd world shithole.
Supervillan monologue = motive established
This is sounding less like an “accident”…
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This is not satire? This is real? Holy cow. That is diabolically evil.
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