Carlos Monarrez speaks on Lions draft

Carlos is the JaMarcus Russell of sports reporting.

I don’t think they actually pay him, he just gets free wifi in the building and has a cot in the basement next to the pallet of roach spray. Mayyybe he gets to keep any abandoned office supplies he can flip on Craigslist for meth.

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Sure, they could talk about all the positives with our four pro teams in this area. What will they talk about for the other three hours and 58 minutes?

To be fair, they did spend probably an hour of show time talking about the lions and the nfl draft. I suspect they led with Tigers to keep people listening through the second hour. Though apparently a LOT of people were happy to call in and bitch about the tigers so…

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Well, the Tigers are the worse of the four. Quite a feat in a town of four last place franchises. Has that ever been done?

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That’s a great question. There have definitely been cities that were bad in all sports for long stretches but last place in all four sports? Man the stars would need to align. Can’t imagine what we could do here to generate that much bad karma, but what the hell, let’s give it a shot!

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His reasoning was that in the last Pro Bowl only three of the six offensive tackles were picked in the first round

Before spouting off did he check how many wide receivers in the last PB were drafted in the first round?

4 out of 13

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