Colts bringing in ... Philip Rivers

The birth rate in Indy is going up!

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I’m not sure. I do know he put a clause in his contract that he can leave the facilities early to hit up the Early Bird.

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he has like 12 or 13 kids right??

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https://x.com/jjwatt/status/1998461238704042159?s=46

:rofl:

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I remember his weird throwing, he has so many kids also like antonio cromartie

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same age as Al Bundy.

al GIF

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My favorite den is guys get might jokes :joy::joy:

And he has had time to truly heal….

Would be cool if he comes in and start or at least plays some snaps to accumulate quicker to start against the 49rs … and win

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he might have brought cromartie’s record. I thought I heard about him doing a reality show lol

Phillip Rivers new contract:

Vet Min plus:

1 pallet of Aleve

Online subscription to Pilates for seniors

Lifetime free admission to local Bingo Hall

Life Alert subscription

12 - 12 packs of diabetic socks

1 pack of depends per game

His agent tried to get a pair of binoculars and a copy of birding for dummies but the Colts held the line at the depends request.

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Shaun Alexander has 13 kids and just announced number 14 on the way.

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Well, we know factually, His river doesn’t run dry….

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the fact they didn’t sniff hendon hooker shows how bad that particular pick was :slight_smile:

I’d bet Brady could still play right now.

Another team should claim Rivers off of the Colts PS. :scream:

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That would be hilarious. Like the Bills claiming Slay there’s no rule that says you can’t do it, but it is considered a major dick move.

As Lombardi once said, ā€œWinning isn’t everything. It’s the only thing.ā€

That too funny but I sure he will be one of the four the team and protect on the PS now

The coolest thing about this is he can be called ā€œOld Man Riversā€

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Hooker is a less talented, less polished Anthony Richardson.