Colts bringing in ... Philip Rivers

In lieu of wearing a mouthguard, Rivers will remove his dentures before taking the field.

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I worry about inconstant…. Maybe adult depends for the NFL

Procedure is done for Antonio, but some how sperms pass rush is unblocakble , should be a good case study for Hutchinson.Rivers kids filling the stadium avoid the blackout

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Antonio has 14 kids and rivers got 10 kids . This means Rivers had minimum 10 intercourse at the best ,more than national average . 10 stats could be wrong if there are twins

Cracks Me Up Steve Harvey GIF by ABC Network

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https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/colts-philip-rivers-daniel-jones-jersey-number/

New Colts QB Philip Rivers to take Daniel Jones’ jersey number as he comes out of retirement

Brutal. I’ll bet they told Jones as he was coming out of surgery or something.

“Philip needs your number. And your locker and parking space. Also your wife, because his wife’s baby factory can’t take any more.”

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With Houston as the primary user.

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Another theory for his return.

Rivers saw Stafford moving ever closer to passing him in all-time passing stats and decided to try to hold off Stafford from moving past him for a little longer.

  1. Rivers–63,440 & 421 passing TDs for 6th all-time
  2. Stafford-63,163 & 412 passing TDs for 9th all-time [Marino has 420 & Roethlisberger 418]

Rivers also needs 649 passing yards to pass Roethlisberger.

The post game interview w Phillip Rivers :joy: :joy: :backhand_index_pointing_down:

https://x.com/LangmanVince/status/1999456867098198095?s=20

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If anything this is indictment of how bad the college game has become. You’re telling me there isn’t a QB on a practice squad that gives you a better chance?

I think the key was Phillip Rivers knowing the offensive system the Colts run.