Former Lion John Penisini unretires, joins Carolina

https://twitter.com/davidcanter/status/1644781965240066048?t=m13tjWCi90cDNBRtX-wZjg&s=19

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Carolina, shocking! :wink: Rejoining Todd Wash.

The Carolina Lions strike again.

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Hopefully he can stay healthy at least all the way through camp for them. Maybe even play a game or two?

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They really, really need to hang 50 on these guys. They’re slowly just climbing higher and higher on that list (you know the list, we all have it).

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Lions need to file a restraining order on Carolina….

this is getting creepy! :man_zombie::man_zombie::man_zombie:

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GIF by Un si grand soleil

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Y’all remember how Mayhew used to stalk the Seahawks like this in 2009/10?

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is this a one week later April fool’s thing?

I predict they draft Sewell’s brother round 3.

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Oh Come On Jim Carrey GIF

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That would be ok.

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So now they’re stealing our dick jokes too?

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They were totally hiring Ben Johnson if Ben hadn’t nixed it

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F.T.P.

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I mean they even rock a similar ugly light blue that we rock.

Weird. FTP

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I never thought he was good an when he left I was ok with it just he left a big body hole that we filled later. I never wish bad luck to any player an don’t care about him coming back or where he is playing if he makes there roster. Penisini maybe the new staff he felt were to hard on his play no jokes.

So, Penisini will be unwrapped in 'Lina? Film at 11…

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Penisini left a big body hole?
insert joke here

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We didn’t have to give Penisini a free release, but we did, and we left him exposed, and now he’s been snatched.

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GTFOH SMFH