Yep, seems about right.
This isn’t gonna end well for him.
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If I told you that an NFL RB shot a child last night and wanted you to guess who did it, wouldn’t you guess Joe Mixon?
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Lets all be thankful Mixon is an incredibly piss poor shot.
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Only because OJ and Maurice Clarett don’t play any more.
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Some people just can’t help but be lifelong knuckleheads.
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OJ (sorry, I mean The Real Killer Still At Large) prefers to ginsu his prey…
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Yes, and the REAL killer must have been an avid golfer because that’s where OJ,(when NOT incarcerated), has been looking for him.
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WTF did I just read!? The NFL criminals strike again.
Crazy bc there was just a topic about acquiring him. A lot of bad people never change. I think they are also less likely to change when they have millions of dollars
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Get Cinci on the phone and see what they’ll offer for Swift.
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Ugh. This is so gross
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This is why you don’t see Cincinnati use the Pistol formation.
Also how bad of aim does he have - 11 shots and only hit once in the leg? Going to guess he was using gangsta form with the sideways bent arm technique
Well they use it, but Mixon is only allowed a wooden gun. Too many desk pops.
Here’s my offseason plan.
We sign Joe Mixon after he gets cut. We draft Jalen Carter. We put Joe with Jalen and tell Joe to shoot Jalen if he catches him speeding.
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That expresses it about right
Guns ablazing cuz a kid’s running around with a NERF gun.
Brains scrambled again
Truth stranger than fiction
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No.
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Who would you guess?