The area between a guys balls and his anus is called a taint. What’s it called on a woman?
The driving range…because that’s where ya hit your balls.
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The joke is on the chyron AI.
https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/1956027467765879116
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You hit your balls between the balls and anus???
I’ll pass on that one. 
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader.
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An old couple is driving in Florida and get pulled over. The officer asks if the driver knows why he’s being pulled over.
The wife, being hard of hearing says: “What did he say?”
Her husband turns to her and says, " the officer asked if we knew why he was pulling us over."
The wife says, " oh".
The officer then explains that the driver was speeding.
The wife ask: “What did he say?”
The husband replies, “he said I was speeding.”
The wife says, “oh”.
The officer asks, “Where ya’all heading to?”
The old man says, “Clearwater”.
The old lady say, “what did he say?”
The husband turns to her and says, " he asked where we’re going".
The wife say, “oh.”
The officer says to the old man, “I was in Clearwater once. I was on the police softball league and we played a tournament there. We did so bad that we went out afterwards to the bar and drank all afternoon until they closed. I got so drunk that I ended up having sex with some woman back at my hotel room, couldnt even remember her name or what she looked like. All i can remember was how awful this lady was in bed and that it was the worst sexual experience of my life.”
The old lady say, “What did he say?”
Her husband replies, “He says he thinks he knows you!”
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A 7 year old and a 4 year old are in their bedroom.
“You know what, I think it’s time we started swearing” said the 7 year old.
“When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’ll swear first, then you.”
“Sure.” replied the 4 year old.
They make their way downstairs and their mum asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
“I’ll have frosties, b**ch”
WHACK, he flew out of his chair crying his eyes out.
Mum looks at the 4 year old and says sternly “And what do you want?”
“I don’t know, but it sure as f*** won’t be frosties”
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What do parking spots in a lot have in common with women?
Sometimes all the good ones are taken and you have to slide it in a handicap one and hope you don’t get caught.
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A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his 50th birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?”
His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before.
“Oh no,” says Dave. “He’s on my bowling team.”
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, “How did she know that you drink Budweiser?”
“She’s in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.”
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says “Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?”
Dave’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.”
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Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disney World?
They caught her sitting on Pinocchio’s face screaming lie, tell the truth, lie, tell the truth…
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The 2025 Lions
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Best joke I’ve seen in awhile is John Morton calling Plays.
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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?
Under his buccan hat.
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Bob wakes up to find himself in Hell, and he’s none too pleased about it. The Devil comes up to console him. “Don’t look so glum, Bob. Hell’s got a bad rap, but I do my very best to make sure we’re all having fun down here. Do you like to drink, Bob?”
“Yes,” Bob says. For it was true, he did like to drink.
“Well, you’re gonna love Mondays. We drink the whole day! We’ve got all kinds of crafted beers to get you started. I’ve brought in wines from all over the world, so whether you like a sweet Riesling or a dry Shiraz, I’ve got you covered for all your meals. In the evening we serve tequila, gin, an amazing peaty Scotch – and hell, you don’t have to worry about getting cirrhosis of the liver, ‘cause you’re already dead!”
“That doesn’t sound too bad,” Bob says.
“Do you like doing drugs, Bob?” the Devil asks.
“Yeah,” Bob admits.
“Well, you’re gonna love Tuesdays. You like the kind bud? We got the kind bud. Or edibles if you prefer. Wanna do a speedball? Don’t worry, it’s on the house! We’re having it all down here. We have a freebase happy hour. Clean needles if you like to shoot up. I’ve got an amazing collection of toads to lick if you’re into that sort of thing. And hell, you don’t have to worry about getting an overdose, ‘cause you’re already dead!”
“This doesn’t sound too bad,” Bob says, hopefully.
“That’s the spirit!” the Devil says. “So, Bob, are you gay?”
“Uh… no.”
“Oh,” the Devil says. “Well, you’re gonna hate Wednesdays.”
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How much does a pirate pay for corn? About a buck an ear.
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