accurate.
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I got one: “the Detroit Tigers walked into a bar…”
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A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night, the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same s*xy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her husband and said, “Honey, do you remember this?”
He looked up at her and said, “Yes, dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married.”
She said, “That’s right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?”
He nodded and said, “Yes, dear, I still remember.”
“Well, what was it?” she asked.
He responded, “As I remember, I said, ‘Oh baby, I’m going to suck the life out of those big t*ts and screw your brains out.'”
She giggled and said, “Yes, honey, that’s exactly what you said. So, now it’s 50 years later, and I’m in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?”
Again, he looked up at her, and he replied, “Mission accomplished.”
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Reminds me of when I was younger and worked with this blonde girl named Kim. One day I told her that I thought about offering to screw her brains out but i think someone beat me to it.
She laughed for a second and then said, “hey wait”.
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It’s a joke thread… Send me a DM I will answer honestly
Meanwhile here’s a funny gif
Hey, I started the thread! And, I started it with a monkey in a tree smoking…
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Ever notice how rude Dodge cars are?
My car keeps telling me, “Change oil, low life”.
“Low life”, really? 
I’ve made 65 years, which, is a helluva lot longer than you’re going to if you keep talking shit!
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This show was really funny. Mike Judge is a genius.
“This is Palo Alto, we don’t enjoy all the same freedoms you do in China”
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What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and a pickpocket?
One is trying to snatch your watch and the other is trying to watch some snatch.
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I tell that joke ALL the time!
I could have sworn I told that joke here already…
But I searched and I guess I didn’t. Dang it.
A classic by Redd Foxx….
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And more females are born than males. Nature/GOD has the numerical statistics figured out.
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