What sound does a dog with a hairlip make?
mark mark mark
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Man begins interview
“You two women from Scotland “
Her - “it’s Wales actually”
Man corrects himself
“You two whales from Scotland”
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: “Stop. Don’t do it.”
“Why shouldn’t I?” he asked.
“Well, there’s so much to live for!”
“Like what?”
“Are you religious?”
He said: “Yes.”
I said: “Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?”
“Christian.”
“Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?”
“Protestant.”
“Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
“Baptist.”
“Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”
“Baptist Church of God.”
“Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”
“Reformed Baptist Church of God.”
“Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?”
He said: “Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915.”
I said: “Die, heretic scum,” and pushed him off.
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How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, everybody knows they can’t change anything.
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who’s water skiing?
Skip.
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That’s beautiful. I’m missing a ton of them.
True story…
I met a person many years ago who had become paraplegic from an auto accident involving a cow that had gotten loose from a 4H fair. As I’m there working on a computer, the friend tells me he’ll sometimes sneak up behind him and grab him saying “Moo!” instead of boo.
Humor is wonderful thing, even as a coping mechanism. Some of us might have an overdeveloped sense of humor for any number of reasons, while some are just naturally funnier than crap.
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handsome
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my wife got “mad” at me for telling her this joke….
because it is pretty callous.
But… I appreciate humor.. even in dark moments.
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Here it is…..
“Did you know that JFK Jr. didn’t even bother to shower on the day he flew to Martha’s vineyard?”
“He planned to wash up once he arrived.”
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This is soooo good
Rome in Rome in Roam… Caliendo, Gruden, Dinner.
So good
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He’s the greatest ever
Peek through the crowd, don’t leave it unknown,
Can you spot The Den poster?…. There’s Air2TheThrone!
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Golf Prank….
https://x.com/DOGE__news/status/1972869007746162729
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Meanwhile, in Nebraska…
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THE CLEVELAND GUARDIANS!!
too soon?
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