What do you call a story about a cop car saving the world?
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…Cruiser Fiction.
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Bad dad jokes;
What’s worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncle’s!
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Bols!!! Just ask the grannnies
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What do you call 32 Canadians at a town meeting?
A full set of teeth.
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Here we go.
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LOL…nailed it. I remember feeling this way as a kid.
https://x.com/DOGE__news/status/1991217410050023910
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My mother has that very grandfather clock. The ticking can drive you nuts at night.
The kids and grandkids will be there next weekend.
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What’s the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
Woody goes limp when a young boy walks in the room.
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What’s worse than ants in your pants?
An uncle in your pants.
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A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years out in a park. One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes. Right away, the two of them ran into some nearby bushes and you could hear all kinds of strange sounds and moans from there. After a while they came back out, giggling. The wizard told them “You have another 15 minutes left, if you want to have another go.” The statues looked at each other and the male statue answered “Fine, but this time you hold the pidgeon and I’ll shit on it.”
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Probably having a threesome with Bols 
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Why did the chicken go to the gym?
To work on his pecks.
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With all the weight lifters looking for post workout protein this doesn’t end well for the poor chicken
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Perfectly summarizes Jman’s life.
Can’t wait until he gets out of prison.
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His release date was today at 8:00 am
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