Why do guys name their boat after their wife?
If they do, they know the boat will never go down.
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holy shit
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Knock Knock
who’s there
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Hike
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cringe
You have fallen for
My well planned poetry trap,
Dad jokes are my life
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What was Boaz before he married Ruth?
He Was “Ruth-less” ….
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Happy?
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Well done! I honestly don’t think so in this particular case: the sugar daddy got the nice younger lady
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DRAFT DAY
If Will Smith was lost in a blizzard, how could you find him?
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Follow The Fresh Prints….. 
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I recently went to the doctor to discuss my weight and cholesterol, the doctor said “maybe don’t eat anything fatty for awhile to see if it helps”.
I asked, like potato chips and red meat?
He responed saying, " no, I said maybe don’t eat anything for awhile, Fatty."
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As we speak, I am wearing a shirt that says
“Does this shirt make me look bald”
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Deb posted a picture of us from 10 years ago.
“Oh, look! I had hair.” (On top)
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Poor guy
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This is definitely the best use of AI
What do you call two lesbians stuck in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
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