Yo mama so ugly…
she has to sneak up on a drinking fountain to get a sip of water.
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Yo Mama so fat she went to Lane Bryant to buy a raincoat and they sent her next door to the tent sale at the sporting goods store.
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Yo mama so Karen
She told the Tree she wants to speak to the Branch Manager
(I just made that up)
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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale, it says to be continued
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You could at least say he went out with a bang 
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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everybody
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Clever !!…..I remember those days from experience….
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
I remember ALL of them. I can’t be the only one that went joy riding with his friends and capped on each others mama all night.
Surprised there was a goal line left after they got done snorting it.
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Eating Beaver in Detroit.
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My father and I never seem to be able to get along…we’ve been bumping heads ever since I was in the womb.
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Yo mama so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.
Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
‘Doesn’t matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.’
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